The murph Card

To use the murph Card is too is to use the name of an ugly kid we know .. he is but ugly and has a afro.
If someone slegs you and u say "u look like murph" u would be doing that

"HAHAHAH URE GAY MATE "
" you look like murph"
" I CANT BELIEVE U PLAYED THE MURPH CARD"
*Cries in coner

by Gerard Lavery March 18, 2008

Murphed

(v) making out with britton murphy at a party

1: Yo who got Murphed last night?

2: Like 7 people dude!

by Yoooboi May 18, 2021

Murph

An intoxicating drug that resembles salt and pepper. It is made from the leaves of the Phrum Tree.

It can be consumed in a vast variety of ways left to the imagination.

I had way to much murph last night

by JustSomeGuyWithAGentlyUsedCube June 6, 2022

Murph

A person with the last name Murphy. Typically a selfish person. Great athlete and good friend.

Murph is my best friend.

by Southern Ireland June 28, 2020

Murph

Mainly
Unbelievably

Ravaging
Person
Healthy Lover

Look at that Murph he's so sexy.

by ChristineM6969 May 10, 2018

Murphed

Adj. When an overly active anus has been penetrated so many times that the rectum no longer grips around inserted objects.

Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.

My dick didn’t feel anything when I fucked his murphed hole.

by gdiz916 July 7, 2022

Murph

When you murder all the members of a gun range for the soul purpose of free lodging and range time.

Let's murph those guys.

by J0hnny_h0pkins July 5, 2017