MTV 

An acronym for Music Television, although 8% of its programming involves music in some way

It serves the entertainment needs of the unwashed masses.

MTV is but one of the manifestations of the absolute intellectual nihilism of postmodern popular culture.

MTV by I hate you all March 28, 2005

MTV 

Mucus Television

MTV by rock fan February 17, 2003

MTV 

A channel that used to play good music like ten years ago but now it's just reality shows and bands we don't even care about.

guy1: "What time can i see decent videos on MTV?"
guy2: "from 1 to 4 am, the rest of the day it's just crap!"

MTV by davidgroovey January 20, 2009

MTV 

Since nearly 50 people have already said the things I would say about MTV (its really really gay), I'll just make a few other comments....

Do you notice how all the people here who have praised MTV have misspelled nearly every word in their entry? They're nothing but a bunch of hip-hop, pop culture retards who have been brainwashed by today's society.

And yes, MTV DOES have its share of good shows, like Beavis and Butthead and even Jackass... BUT GUESS WHAT!!!! THOSE SHOWS DO *NOT* BELONG ON MTV!!!!! THEY BELONG ON SOMETHING LIKE COMEDY CENTRAL!!!!

So please! Stop using those shows as a reason to give good marks to MTV...they don't count!!!!

MTV by Flint October 31, 2003

MTV 

A facist organization whose worship of the rich and famous is more perverse than Hitler's of the Aryan, hellbent on taking over the world by brainwashing Generation Y into thinking that nothing but being popular, fashion, and looking like their defintion of "hot" matters. After they have successfully brainwashed the entire youth population of America into being shallow, vapid, non-thinking morons, their takeover of the country will be effortless.

Find me a better explanation for MTV.

MTV by MistressOfSnape February 8, 2007

MTV 

A shitty TV station (I use that term LOOSELY, as they can't even be called TV, they're that bad) that tries to dictate what is "cool" and what isn't by brainwashing the world's youth. They show only 2 hours of "music" at MOST (and it's all crap), and the rest of the time they show "reality" TV. What's so real about living in a $4 million mansion with nothing to worry about but 6 other whiny teenagers yelling over bullshit (the "Real" World)? They took all their good shows off the air (Beavis & Butthead, Celebrity Deathmatch, etc.) and their one good show (Jackass) belongs on Comedy Central.

MTV by Kevin September 2, 2003

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i think our good friend J. Biafra said it best,"MTV get off the air!"

mtv get off the air

mtv by ray October 13, 2003