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mong fortress

(noun) A room that has been fortified against the impending light of morning at the end of a mong. Materials involved in building fortifications are usually mongtresses, comforters, towels and stuffed animals.
Oh man... the sun is coming up... time to build the mong fortress...
by superm0nkey May 20, 2007
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Dominic Monaghan

A very interestingly sexy British actor. Many times called teh sex and is wonderfulER when paired with Billy Boyd.

Dominic Monaghan has stared in many projects such as the ABC television show 'Lost', The Lord of the Rings, Spivs, Shooting Liven, and much, much more.

Is often loved by the more "interesting" types of people...a.k.a Orflando Blook haters, not saying that you must hate Orflando Blook to like Mr. Monaghan.

He is said to be engaiged to Evangeline Lilly, a co-star on Lost.

Likes trees, insects, surfing, wildlife, among many other things, that I'm sure pretty much sure alot of his fans don't know.

Often called Dom more than Dominic.
Girl Number One: OH MY GOD! Did you see Dominic Monaghan?

Girl Number Two: Dom? Yeah! HE IS TEH SEX!
by Chewbacca_ate_the_Baccon September 4, 2008
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Monogatari Series

An anime series meant for those with 900 IQ. It tells the stories of different aberrations with different symbolisms.
The Monogatari Series was so confusing dude, I totally didn't understand a thing.
by Mashiro Shiina August 11, 2019
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Monogatari

one of the best animes to ever exist
ayy bro have you watched monogatari??

Jonathan: yeah bro of course, it’s peak fiction!
by skrizzy68 January 26, 2022
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Mong Biff

it is appropriate to call someone a mong biff when they have done something utterly stupid and/or idiotic.

it can involve more than one person, the person who notices the act of specialness will say "Mong" and it is open for anyone else to add "Biff"

bringing more humiliation to the person who experience the special moment
Chris walks into a lamp-post
Tori cries out "MONG..."
Greg adds "BIFF"

therefore Chris is a mong biff
by jabba dabba doodlely July 5, 2010
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mong cunt

A fucking Aussie slang word.
A person who is just a fucking weirdo with no respect given or received
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Cunt
Daniel you fucking mong cunt stop fucking my sister shes 12
by noonelikesleafy.com October 16, 2018
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Mongatron

Mongatron the ultimate stage of being a Mong.
Being so dumb and or retarded (either sober or intoxicated) that you lack all common sense to fully function as a human being.
Jesus fucking Christ, Alex is such a fucking Mongatron when hes drunk.
by Faller__ July 7, 2020
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