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on the moms

a phrase used to swear on your mom that you're not lying; to promise
"I didn't drink your beer!"

"Put it"

"On the moms!"
by jt1234 August 18, 2009
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Mom

The person you ask for money because everyone else has learned that you don’t pay people back
Me: hey mom can I have $20
Mom: no, dose it look like I’m made outta money?
Me: Made

Outta

Money
Mom: (sighs knowing that if she wins I’ll keep trying)
by maksym1000 July 4, 2019
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Mom

Someone who is supposed to love and care for you not abuse you your whole life to the point where you try commuting suicide in hopes to make her finally be happy with you
Me: I fucking hate my mom
Someone: why
Me: she abused me for most of my life
by TheAnarchistSystem October 5, 2021
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mom

the woman that pushed u out her pussy
"hey mom?"
"what sweetie"
"why do you have a big pussy"
"because i pushed ur fat ass out of it"
by Br_itachi27 October 27, 2021
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Mom

The greatest, most awesome, amazing, beautiful woman in the world.
by FatherTerry December 22, 2020
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