springfield missouri

Springfield, Missouri is a fairly large and rapidly growing city located in the southwest region of Missouri. Springfield currently has lots of open real estate and is a great place to consider moving if you have a family. Springfield is now the proud team affiliate of the St.Louis Cardinals and recently built the all new John Q.Hammons stadium which now serves as home to the Springfield Cardinals. We will also be adding a Macy's to our mall later this year along with many other stores such as Banana Republic. Probably the largest thing to happen to Springfield is the name change of our college from Southwest Missouri State University to Missouri State University. It is now Missouri's second state college. Springfield's skyline looks nice at sunset and it's tallest building is John Q. Hammons tower. Springfield's attractions include Bass Pro shops outdoor world,wonders of wildlife,Dickerson Park zoo, Fantstic Caverns,Missouri sports hall of fame,Wilson's creek National Battlefield which includes the sweeny museum of civil war history and more. Over the years it has developed a nice downtown and many cool shops and cafes. There are many bars and nightclubs for adult entertainment and kid friendly places too. It is not at all "redneck" and the greater Springfield area has over 250,000 people which makes it a semi-large city and a great place to retire. It is spacious as well as homey.

Brad Pitt is from Springfield Missouri.

by Natalie L. July 30, 2008

missouri handshake

The double penetration of a woman in which each guy shoves his hand in the ass or vagina and jerks the other guy off

Hey did you hear about Jane? Dick and harry did a Missouri handshake with her last night

by bsys July 14, 2010

Missouri compromise

A mullet

See also Kentucky Waterfall.

Having just had his Missouri compromise trimmed, Enos Truffler decided to eat some leftover honey-baked ham sandwiches that his XXX porn star wife Portia Mercedes made for him the previous Sunday. He put all the fixings on it and washed it all down with a Mountain Dew. Then Enos read some of the newspaper and washed his truck. We're gonna miss him when he dies.

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

Missouri Compromise

When you're mom isn't feeling it tonight so you have to fuck your aunt

After I turned off Fox News for the evening I was disappointed I had to make the Missouri Compromise.

I don't mind a Missouri Compromise. #MAGA

by EDKirk March 14, 2019

Missouri Mattress

The act of lending your mattress to a friend once you have refused to let them sleep in your room.

Boy: Hey I need to borrow your room tonight...
Girl: No way! #blessed
Boy: Don't CB, she could be the one. What about Missouri compromise?
Girl: I guess we can do Missouri mattress. Thank you!

by Missouri Mattress March 1, 2015

Missouri Weather

Absolutely unreal weather. It'll be 80° one day and then the next It'll be raining and under 40°

Garrett: Man, this weather is awful.

Toby: That's missouri weather for you.

by Jesterr___ May 10, 2022

missouri oilpan

A sexual situation that includes 1 tranny and 2 males. The tranny is doing one male doggystyle while the other guy is standing over said male facing the tranny getting a blow job.

Dude that chick looks like a tranny, (Greg) yea me n Chad gave it a Missouri Oilpan last week.

by the Rickmanator April 10, 2017