springfield missouri

Springfield, Missouri is a fairly large and rapidly growing city located in the southwest region of Missouri. Springfield currently has lots of open real estate and is a great place to consider moving if you have a family. Springfield is now the proud team affiliate of the St.Louis Cardinals and recently built the all new John Q.Hammons stadium which now serves as home to the Springfield Cardinals. We will also be adding a Macy's to our mall later this year along with many other stores such as Banana Republic. Probably the largest thing to happen to Springfield is the name change of our college from Southwest Missouri State University to Missouri State University. It is now Missouri's second state college. Springfield's skyline looks nice at sunset and it's tallest building is John Q. Hammons tower. Springfield's attractions include Bass Pro shops outdoor world,wonders of wildlife,Dickerson Park zoo, Fantstic Caverns,Missouri sports hall of fame,Wilson's creek National Battlefield which includes the sweeny museum of civil war history and more. Over the years it has developed a nice downtown and many cool shops and cafes. There are many bars and nightclubs for adult entertainment and kid friendly places too. It is not at all "redneck" and the greater Springfield area has over 250,000 people which makes it a semi-large city and a great place to retire. It is spacious as well as homey.
by Natalie L. May 30, 2006
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missouri handshake

The double penetration of a woman in which each guy shoves his hand in the ass or vagina and jerks the other guy off
Hey did you hear about Jane? Dick and harry did a Missouri handshake with her last night
by bsys July 14, 2010
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Missouri compromise

Having just had his Missouri compromise trimmed, Enos Truffler decided to eat some leftover honey-baked ham sandwiches that his XXX porn star wife Portia Mercedes made for him the previous Sunday. He put all the fixings on it and washed it all down with a Mountain Dew. Then Enos read some of the newspaper and washed his truck. We're gonna miss him when he dies.
by Johnny Eightball June 11, 2004
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Missouri Compromise

When you're mom isn't feeling it tonight so you have to fuck your aunt
After I turned off Fox News for the evening I was disappointed I had to make the Missouri Compromise.

I don't mind a Missouri Compromise. #MAGA
by EDKirk March 14, 2019
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missouri girl

Usually blonde. Usually brown eyes. Mormon has a stubborn personality and thinks she has arizona girl qualities. Also has fair skin and pertruding lips that are nice and full
She's got a missouri girl smile
by Dragonlover47 December 16, 2017
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Big Missouri

Fuckin Big fuckin Missouri what the fuck were you expecting like holy shit.
Also ig im from there ig
Look! We just arived in the fuckin HUGEEE state of BIG MISSOURI!
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Missouri Arch

This is a sex position involving 3 people. A male stands up, legs slightly spread in an arch, and two others stand, sucking on his cock and anus. The man starts shitting and the partner sucking the anus eats it while jacking off the standing man, meanwhile the partner sucking the cock gives him a sick BJ.
Jim: "Just got a Missouri arch from Carla and Dayna the other day"
Kevin: "WHO THE HELL CARES? THAT IS DISGUSTING! GET OUT!"
by King Zorvaxovich August 17, 2017
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