Push Minion

turd poop shit

Flush your damn push minions, Harold!

by Phillip McRowler July 28, 2019

Pussy Minion

A Pussy Minion is someone who goes out of their way to agree with or to fulfil the wishes of a person simply because that person is sexually attractive (And usually female, hence the use of the word pussy).

They are minions but not because of any kind of respect or kind feeling towards the person, but merely because they want sex with said person.

A more derogatory way to say the word simp.

1: I triggered Jessica and she sent one of her pussy minions after me.

2: Just admit you only like his looks and stop being such a pussy minion.

by Cheesyballs June 22, 2020

Trash Minion

1.someone who is bad at Minecraft and everything in general
2. basically just sludgymoth

sludgymoth is turbos trash minion

by TURBOMAN129 September 20, 2023

Kevin the minion

The greatest minion ever

But unfortunately he's gru's slave

#letkevinbefree

Today I met Kevin the minion

by WHYCROCCY June 8, 2018

laugh at minion memes

If someone says you laugh at minion memes they are basically saying you have a shit and generic sense of humor. This is usually used in a bad way and it’s a dislikable trait for most people

Becky: I don’t know if I can be friends with Jenna anymore, she just doesn’t have a sense of humor.
Melissa: Oh my God I KNOW! Jenna is definitely the type of person who would laugh at minion memes.

by Aesthetic Hoe November 30, 2019

mini minion

A term to describe an annoying friend that is small in stature. Especially a friend that squirrel-humps everything and everyone in sight while making the most obscure and random animal noises.

Ray: Hey man here comes the mini minion.
Ted:Oh shit, whatch your legs.
Camron:Merrrr...(humping movements and sounds begin)

by Steelgiant75 September 2, 2004

condom minion

The colleague who never fucks but always have condoms for his colleagues in need of one.

Daniel is my kinda condom minion, god bless the little fucktard!

by Halevi January 8, 2019