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musty milton

when someone farts in someone face but more than gas comes out
sherly:what did you do with you boyfriend suzy

suzy: he gave me a musty milton

sherly:ewww

Suzy: i love that shit
by the diddler ? May 7, 2008
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Agent Milton

The key asset to taking down Dutch Van Der Linde and his gang in Red Dead Redemption 2.
Arthur Morgan: “It seems old Micah was pretty close to Agent Milton...”
by Agent Ross February 2, 2019
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C-Milton Wright

C Milton Wright is a very diverse school with the majority being white preps. The African-Americans and wiggers try to stay in groups that are usually situated in front of the Social Studies hall and often cause a road block to students who try to get to their Government class. They also sit in the two tables closest to the cafeteria entrance. The goths/poor kids/nerds are situated either in the front entrance outside and are usually loud and obnoxious. They also tend to group near the bushes outside of the cafeteria after school and it is always common to see one fall into the bushes and down the hill only to erupt in a annoying laugh. There is a place on the third floor where all the preppy, rich kids who think that the world revolves around them hang out. It is usually either near the Y-stairs or in the elevator hallway. Overall the teachers are nice and easy going but the administrators are well, at times, assholes. Overall, C. Milton Wright is a pretty normal school where the gym teachers are perverts who make the pretty girls do butterflies so they can look at their underwear, where the drama and art classes are abundant in lesbians and gays, where you can expect a stink bomb to go off every other week, and where you cannot get from one class to another without hearing the word fuck. Another thing that one should note is that the football team is cocky and acne prone and the cheerleaders love cock (in other words they are sluts who were once unpopular in middle school but now think that 2 pounds of makeup and a thong can make them hot). We take pride in our sports teams and ridicule in our bands, chorus, etc. We stand up and shout in the pep rally but slouch and sleep during the Spring and Winter concerts. We have good friends, who we don't talk to the next year. And even though we are betrayers, liars, assholes, and bitches...there is no gun violence, there isn't a fight every day, there aren't girls getting pregnant (except one), and there aren't rape charges against teachers. Because we are not Edgewood High and we are not some Baltimore city school. We are the Mustangs. We play it safe and hard.
"c-milton wright, never wrong."
by ffejffejffejffejffej September 7, 2007
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Lake Milton

A place in Ohio that is beautiful to visitors and a hell hole for people who live there. It sounds like it was pretty cool around the 20's or whenever-- Craig Beach used to be a little amusement park with roller coasters, water slides, food stalls and cabins. Seriously, look it up. More recently, however, If the undiscovered dead bodies in the lake don't scare you off, I'm sure the drug dealers, gangs, rampant fuck boys, furries and E. coli will.
People from Kent : "Where the fuck is Lake Milton?"
People from Lake Milton: "Trust me, you don't want to know. Don't look for us."
by {FunnyBunny} December 8, 2015
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Reverse Milton

When you start a new job but don't quit your old job, thus getting two paychecks for one. Bonus points when your old job finds out and still postpones letting you go.
Steve managed to "reverse milton" Initech for a month while he started his new job at Flowtech. It took them 3 weeks to notice he wasn't there anymore!
by The Used Car Maestro May 16, 2018
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Mrs.Milton

Mrs. milton is a fucking disease where u never die and your old asf! you also work at a shit school(CRHS) and you fuck mr. boyce wow u skanky slut! hahah nuggut porn!
Mrs.milton is a saggy tited bastard
by Mrs.milton September 6, 2019
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The Milton

When you're at the club, grinding up on a chick, you reach around to her chest and grope her tits, while doing the rock-a-way
Friend 1"Yo did you see that?"
Friend 2"See what?"
Friend 1"That dude just pulled The Milton"
by CrazyKidC April 9, 2011
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