metrosexual 

attracted to trains, cars, and busses. maybe even planes.

f*ck busses get money im metrosexual

metrosexual by educatedshoe May 21, 2020

Metrosexual 

metrosexual is a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

a heterosexual homosexual

Metrosexual by Gin n Juice December 6, 2003

metrosexual 

any male that wears one of those sweaters with a high collar (except for rap stars, those guys can get away with anything)

A truly straight man would never admit to being a metrosexual.

metrosexual by Michael Valley April 13, 2004

metrosexual 

Why does no-one ever call black men, esp. gangstas, "metrosexual", or gay?? Most of them are total dandies; they're not ashamed to move in a slinky manner, they invented bling, etc, etc. In fact, I think black men invented most of modern fashion. Their reward? They don't get called names for it.

David Beckham is a white black man, so they say: so does THAT make him a "metrosexual"??

metrosexual by NonUrbanBritScepticThinksMagSlangIsRubbish February 20, 2005

metrosexual 

A gay person who isn't comfortable enough with himself to admit that he is gay to himself, or anyone else.

Joe: What did you do last night?
Terry: Nothing, just had anal sex with Phil.
Joe:...What?
Terry: Oh, no, it's cool. I'm metro.

metrosexual by yellowjacket621 July 28, 2005

Metrosexual 

a person who acts queer, but doesnt pound butt

queer eye for the straight guy (you think that crap is real?)

Metrosexual by XxXoldsaltXxX November 2, 2003

metrosexual 

A city slicker; plague of the modern world.

Check out the perfectly chaotically gelled, streaked hair on that metrosexual!
Is that pleather he's wearing?!

metrosexual by J November 17, 2004