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Maggie

1. The type of girl whose cock mileage is measured in the same units as interstellar distances.
2. Needs a smacking every once in a while like a semi-broken TV.
3. That girl that you can't tell whats dumber, the shit she says or the fucking god-awful voice that wont stop.
4. The Inuinnaqtun word for bad cook or chef.
5. The certain type of dirty whore that does not know they are a dirty whore.
6. The short form of Margaret.
1. 1,854 AU (Astronomical Unit(s)) of cock.

3.62 Light Years of cock.
0.182 pc (Parsec(s)) of cock.

2. Bob: "Hey, Mike wanna garb drinks tonight? Maggie's acting up again."
Mike: "For sure. Did u forget to give her medicinal bi-weekly smackings?"

Bob: "Oh shit good call bro."
Mike: "Bud, I told you when I gave her to you, she needs bi-weekly smacks to the face to function properly.
Bob: "I know man, its just... my hand still hurts from last time."
Mike: "It's alright bobby we've all gotten tired of smacking Maggie. But it must be done."

3. Maggie: "<says dumb shit>"
Bob: " Shut the fuck up please"
Maggie:"What? Why? this is something we really need to discuss"
Bob: " youre absolutely correct, lets talk by txt, i've got some errands i gotta run"

4. You never tell a Maggie "Kaagliqpunga." Inuit Tradition, you just don't.

5.Roger: "Bob check out that girl in red. Dare me to ask her out?"
Bob: "I've been there and i'm telling you, thats a Maggie, steer clear for youre own safety."
Roger: "What how do you know? she seems like a really nice person"
Bob: " Thats how they all are, its how they have to be in order to withhold their survivability through the denial of their whoredom on a day to day basis."

6. Potentially of Persian origin, derived from the Persian language marvârid (مروارید), a pearl or daughter of light.
by Usedpseudonym December 18, 2013
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Guy one: Ayy bro, yall know dat bitch maggie?
Guy two: man, that is a bitch ass hoe man.
by anyone not named that bitch January 10, 2020
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maggie is a beautiful smart girl. she is a brunette and is very smart school wise. but she is also the dumbest person i have ever met. she is so funny and dumb at the same time. she’s weird and laughs at herself. she is such a great friend. the only bad thing about her is she lets people do things to her and she doesn’t stick up for herself. if someone takes her waterbottle she just stands there and doesn’t take it back. she needs to learn some self defense;). she is the kinda person that takes healthy food for lunch and brings healthy snacks for all her friends. she is a mini soccer mom.
“hey you see that girl over there? yeah the one with the glasses laughing??!”

“yup that’s maggie.”
by i love grapes lol October 15, 2019
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A dumb bitch , when she breaths it's probably the worst thing cause she just sits there like a dumb bitch
"Shut up, Maggie, you dumb bitch."

"Spell cat right now, dumb bitch."
by Nana the Dog October 16, 2019
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A lying son of ass bitch, who is a pathological liar and will lie to anyone to get what she wants no matter who she hurts even if it meant sending someone off to jail. She would do it
Maggie is a lying son of a bitch
by Oog1234 February 11, 2020
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Someone mean that likes to pull the chair right from under you. Most likely white.
Maggie is sooo mean
by Sweaty meatball March 10, 2020
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Maggie is a girl with a big forehead but its more like a tenhead and she a rat aswell as a THOT that wears booty shorts all the time.
Person1:did you see that THOT

Person2:yeah thats a maggie
by Uptownsans69 June 10, 2020
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