Brotimus Maximus

Only the epicest of bro names united, worthy of only those par to a Spartan.
"Bow your heads, there ye passes a Brotimus Maximus"
by Brotimus Maximus November 11, 2009
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Chimpus Maximus

The alpha nigger in a group of tough-looking, hostile, or loudmouthed niggers. The nigger in the group with the loudest voice, or the one that the others seem to defer to (out of fear).
We were walking down the street when we saw a group of 8 or 10 black males in front of a liquor store talking and yelling in a hostile manner among themselves. Suddenly one of them in the loudest voice of all, starts yelling to tell the others where they should go next. Luckily we were walking on the opposite side of the street from these low-lifes, when my girlfriend, referring to loudest guy, turned to me and said, "Hey, check out Chimpus Maximus over there!"
by Bubbuh Two January 27, 2010
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cuntorius maximus

one who is such a cunt that any other term just wouldn't do it justice.
god dam, that kid is gay ......what a cuntorius maximus.
by alfman July 06, 2008
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rackus-maximus

The holiest of all racks. It is that rack which is above all others.
"OMFG! A rackus-maximus!"
by CaNaBiS May 23, 2005
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pubus maximus

a magical spell which maximises the lenth and/or size of your pubes and/or pubic hair.
see pubic hair
pubus maximus was used in harry potter, but the author did not mention it because she is a fat ass bitch
by iThink February 04, 2008
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douchus maximus

This means that a person is a complete douche by nature. They represent every douche bag tendency.

The main element of a douche bag.

Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.
That kid is such a friggin douchus maximus.

(Following a douchus comment): Douchus Maximus!
by MTracy June 01, 2007
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erectus maximus

Ancient times:The Ancient Roman god whom controlled all erections
Present: That random guy whom you call erectus maximus because he always has an extreme hard on
Bob: Sup! Erectus Maximus
Random Guy:What?? I don't have a stiffie!
Bob: your such a liar
by A pile of pancakes August 02, 2008
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