masturbate 

Beating the Bishop, Hand Shandy, Saying hi to Madame Palm and her five lovely sisters, Wanking

If you go into a gay bar and the barman offers to pull you a shandy by hand then you know you've pulled.

masturbate by Shandy lover April 29, 2003

masturbate 

to stimulate the genetails mainly

1. the doctor said for me to masturbate in that
2. masturbating is not as good as scuttlin
3. i get handjobs so i masturbate but not with my right hand
4. stop masturbating in your wanking chariot
5. masturbating is dirty

masturbate by lucas bolton April 24, 2006

Masturbate 

Sex with yourself

Ariana Grande: Hey Siri, what does masturbate mean?
Siri: Masturbate means to foreplay onto yourself, sometimes adding another organism to it, taking your finger to your clitorus to finding you g-spot.
Ariana Grande: TMI

Masturbate by 89_UNKNOWN_USER_89 April 4, 2017

masturbate 

masturbation is jacking off with a condom on.
in other words, touching yourself in your private part.

I masturbate.

masturbate by Philosophical-Cat October 30, 2017

masturbate 

What people do when they are too lazy to go to the bathroom instead.

Half of the time you don't even have to masturbate because you can just go to the bathroom instead.

masturbate by aNoNyMoUs June 21, 2004

masturbate 

throwing the javelin

alan threw the javelin several times during the PE lesson

masturbate by Thomas Edward Ivens May 3, 2003

masturbate 

what you do to pleasure your self

masturbate

masturbate by Samuels mor November 25, 2019