Malaysian Boner

The feeling of not eating all day then someone handing you a massive plate of fried noodles and thus getting a boner from it.

“Goddam dude, this food just gave me a Malaysian boner!”

by Kingbutler24 February 12, 2019

Malaysian Steamer

A person who drives a Lancer Evolution.

A Malaysian Steamer could include the name "Jerry Yam" used before or after in a sentence as an adjective.

by Yippy Whippy December 22, 2009

Malaysian Fuck

What you say when someone abandons you, and you get really sad.

Come back Jeff you malaysian fuck

by Junderwood April 17, 2017

Malaysha

Malaysha is a very deceiving person, who will cross you any second of the day then doesn't care. usually they are careless and nonchalant.

Malaysha: A terrible friend and uses people to get what she wants.

by Yg KID September 6, 2020

Malaysian Toolbox

Using the "C" part of a pipe wrench to "pleasure" a woman, rocking the pipe wrench back an forward from asshole to vagina

"How'd it go with Maddy last night?"

"Good, she came over to the shop and I gave her a Malaysian Toolbox"

"Nice"

by ThissssssGuy July 28, 2016

malaysian burial

A fake/faux death stunt in which an individual is sealed into a coffin, presumed to be dead, only to be floated down a river to an escape area where they break their way out of the coffin. A technique oft used by hitmen and headhunters to evade/deceive marks into believing they are in minimal amounts of danger. Sometimes used in passing to refer to clever escape.

Targeted Individual: "You were pronounced dead nearly three months ago!"

Hitman: "Merely a Malaysian Burial, my friend. Now what shall it be? The ol' Epstein?"

by BaronSh!v May 1, 2020

Malaysian

Country where cyberbully is being enjoyed by the Malaysian and they are proud to be one of the top country that do cyberbully. Freedom of speech is not allowed if your opinion doesn't reflect the majority. They do not tolerate different opinion and only live with one side opinion. Malaysian prefer to be as third world mentality. The politician also practices bribing, and they fought like a circus in parliament, same like the folk, which they fought in social media. They bash the government without realising they are the same. Like politician, like folk. If you found comments such as "Malaysia hadir", please delete it.

John : Malaysian are nice!
Ana : No, they are pretentious without realising their country is being jeered by others.

John : Why do you say so?

Ana : Malaysian do not realise they are being manipulated.

by Open people eyes February 13, 2022