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swamp lurker

A foul smelling yellow eyed creature from the back alleys of Detroit that comes out at night to gather your belongings while you sleep in order to fulfill his crack motivating mission.
Damn that swamp lurker bastard from the alley two streets down stole all my shit out of the garage last night.
by King Smidi August 26, 2017
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Lurker

A person who consumes all of someone else's digital content in the form of social media posts, blogs, forums, livestreams, etc. but never makes their presence known by commenting, liking , sharing or reaching out via DM.

As a VERB ; Lurking -
Following and reading all of the posting activity of an account/online community/website for a considerable length of time without ever engaging with the account or interact with posts.
Jo: Dear hiring manager at Peachtree Versatile Assistants,
I am excited to have finally made the decision to apply for a VA position with your company. You see, I've actually been a Indeed/LinkedIn lurker of Peachtree VA's postings for quite sometime. Today I am taking the plunge and making my pitch about why and how I will add value to both the company and clients...

Hiring manager at Peachtree VA: Hello Jo, we are happy to hear from you and would like to move forward with the process by scheduling a conversation to discuss your potential future with the company. Better late than never!
by J. Molly the VA May 19, 2023
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a lurkers ability

a lurkers ability, A.L.A/ALA is a discord server, yep
i got banned from a lurkers ability because i have a fucking vore fetish :((((( - ayumi
by NamlinGuy July 1, 2022
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Cyber Lurker

someone who repeatedly comments on people's statuses, pictures, posts saying something totally dumb or stupid.
dude.. Austin commented on one of my pictures again.... "yeah.. he is such a Cyber Lurker.."
by bonmayne101 February 27, 2011
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Jerk-lurker

Or jerklerker, is a person who intentionally Jacks-off around one person or in public.
"I was pissing in a bush till i saw the eyes of a jerk-lurker staring at me, then I heard the beating of meat"

"I was in a McDonald's bathroom stall when I saw the dude next stall over was jerk-lurking around all these poor souls, so I started banging on the stalls wall and scared him away."
by Defusion4 September 29, 2023
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Lagoon Lurker

A person who lives in the backwoods and swamps of southern Florida.
Hey! That lagoon lurker is peeking out from the trees!
by Yung FROG May 8, 2016
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Castlewellan non Lurkers

A not so secret splinter group of the Castlewellan area community group/Grapevine
Did you hear about the castl ewellan panty thief, apparently he is an ex member of the castlewellan non lurkers called Jason!
by Colly109 July 1, 2012
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