Mud Lumber

Doo-doo, plain and simple.

The mud lumber yard... the ol' Savings and Load... the BOX, man! (Bucky Katt, Get Fuzzy, 12/2/2006)

by TheropodX December 4, 2006

lumber beans

Are small beans that are cunfused for lima bean.

"do you like spinach?"
"no ewwie"
"Do you like lima beans?"
"What did you say? Lumber beans?"

by Cody and Mariel Sweet November 19, 2007

Lumber Mans

Stupid Bozo, High Bozo, Or A Person Whose Selling The Bag.

Bro Jayden Stop Selling The Game Your Being A Lumber Mans

by Sjwhehd December 4, 2021

Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023

Lumber Monkey

Derogatory slang used by Canadian meth heads.

Vince is a lumber monkey.

by Stanksodanky March 27, 2025

Lumbered

A state of being pure relaxation with no concerns or worries

Did you see how stressed out Ciara was at work? She's really not lumbered is she.

by Paralyzed_parrot March 23, 2023

Slumber Lumber

A more sophisticated version of morning wood. Usually when you are fully asleep, and the blood can add extra power.

Sarah: After Steve fell asleep, he got the most AMAZING slumber lumber last night.
Kiki: Wow, I wish my man, Jamal had that.

Sarah: True Story

by TheTrueStoryGuy May 8, 2014