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Luke

When 12 men have a gang bang in a 4-4-2 formation wen the first to people up top have wet hand shandys into the other fours mouths while they are getting bummed by the other four at the back while the one who is left runs around and tosses everyones salad while getting teabagged by a walrus who is getting fucked by a gypsy!
'hey guys after scrabble lets go have a luke '
by Muhahahahaha June 13, 2008
mugGet the Lukemug.

Luke

A man who is attracted by random people sending him pee pee pictures through random social media account. Normally claims to say they hate it and they want to see them die.
He was being a total Luke the other day.
by ScytheTango October 22, 2017
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Luke

To do a Luke is to get a boner in public or at an unfortunate time.
Omg we were just sitting there and then he did a luke!
by buffstuff July 13, 2009
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Luke

Luke. Fuck your dad behind you back and will eat your newborn baby.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.

If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
"Wow, this Luke guy is so cool." *One day later* "Wow, I get home and Luke drinks all my tea and then cheats on me by eating his grandpas ass on our kitchen table. What a queer.
by StaleSpaghetti July 3, 2017
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Luke

A quirky little man who takes drugs and seeks the approval of people who go out and give themselves to look cool(whores)
hey your acting like a Luke
by GetPranked December 18, 2021
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Luke

The hottest kid in school even when a dude look at Luke it will make him gay
Boy 1: don’t look man don’t look!
Boy 2: it’s too late Luke has made me bend I it’s so much hotness
Girl 1: what are you guys talking about
Boy 1: him
by OskkiesNuggetsYT November 22, 2020
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Luke

Someone who makes you feel very special. You cant be anyone but yourself around him. He is thoughtful on dates and has a strange ability to make anything seem fun and exciting. He is self aware and good at figuring people out. His one and only fatal flaw is falling in love too easily but luckily he ain't no simp!
I'm so excited for the weekend, Luke is fetching me to visit for the night.
by TastyMamma July 15, 2022
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