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Couch Looting

(v) The act of searching underneath the cushions of one's couch to find spare change.
Dave was low on cash, so he decided to go couch looting.
by spencetopia June 22, 2011
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toot the loot

1. To ingest psychoactive drugs via intranasal inhalation.

2. To snort drugs.
Beth - Bob just came home and he has some coke.
Mary - Hell ya! Let's toot the loot!
by Gladgal April 21, 2016
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A-loot-ed

The only proper way to say the word allotted.

All hail the Golden God.
God: "You have used the max a-loot-ed timeframe..."
Me: "Alloted?"
God: "max a-loot-ed"
by OrsonKrennicsGloriousWhiteCape November 29, 2019
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loot bag

To t-bag someone as you leave a party (a parting gift of sorts). -See T-bag
"Dude, that girl is drunk as fuck, lets give her a big sweaty loot bag then dipset out of here."
by Yannis July 24, 2008
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Mob Loot

A thing which one enables, in this case in the popular game Minecraft. Often seen in “Oh, you know they enabled mob loot!”
Person A: “Did you hear about Bill and Suzan?”
Person B: “Yeah, do you think they enabled mob loot?”
Person A: “Yeah, you know they enabled mob loot!”
by Thumbtack Turtle July 5, 2020
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Loot Day

A holiday near the end of December when atheists and agnostics exchange gifts, or receive gifts from religious relatives.
Hey, are you doing anything for Christmas this year?

Nah I'm agnostic, I don't celebrate Christmas, I am having a Loot Day party though.

atheist children get presents day
by HappyHeathen November 24, 2011
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LOOT GOBLIN

A bad fortnite player the is a loot goblin
ERIC YOU LOOT GOBLIN PISS OFF TAKING LOOT
by vadim2588 September 26, 2018
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