freestyle loafing

A sport in which the only goal is to sit around in the most comfortable position possible. This sport is well complemented by smoking weed.

"What are you going to do after work?"

"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."

by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004

the blind leading the lost

A more sensible version of "the blind leading the blind"

Hammer: "Swanny and George are drunk as fuck, they have no idea what's going on"

Phaz: "I know bro, it's like The Blind Leading The Lost..."

by PhazMan November 5, 2013

Lording

To emit an energy or Buzz when overly enjoying one's self .

Last night we were lording the club.

by BBrev106 December 15, 2008

Loafing

1) verb: To loaf
2) To do things in a manner that shows disinterest or a simple lack of composure
3) The manner in which things get done while the person doing the action is stoned as shit.

"Jeff hand me a napkin"
*Jeff picks up wad of napkins, drops them all onto the floor, hands person napkin but fails to pick up all the rest of the scattered napkins.
"Jeff quiz loafing"

by icepick008 April 26, 2015

the blind leading the blind

When somebody has no clue how to do something and offers someone else some help.

Jimmy"hey kim, can I help you re-install windows?"

kim: "you don't know how to install windows! That would be like the blind leading the blind."

by thenastybutler February 4, 2010

loafing

bullcraapping around; wasting time; a big procrastinater.

Ay you loafing, you better hurry up and do ms. johnson essay.

by WashingtonDC123 June 15, 2010

social loafing

Social loafing takes place in a public venue, such as a park, library, or movie theater. Social loafing is when two males with erect penises stick their shafts into opposite ends of a loaf of bread, often with holes pre-cut into the loaf. The holes can be filled with butter, margarine, or spermicidal lubricant.
There are rules to this procedure however:
1. If you are gay and proceed to attempt this, you must follow this up by tossing some salad or serving up a good ol' rusty trombone.
2. If you are straight and proceed to attempt this, you must immediately have sex with the nearest girl, hot or not, to nullify the gayness.
3. If you are straight and proceed to attempt this, and if you bump heads within the bread, you must stop IMMEDIATELY and proceed to watch HOURS of lesbian pornography.

Austin and Ben felt like experimenting in front of their girlfriends, so they proceeded to engage in social loafing at their local library. Afterwards, they had glorious sex with their girlfriends on top of novels written by Stephen King....

by TossMySaladpl0x? April 24, 2011