my girlfriend who lives in canada

"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.

This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.

"I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada."
"You fucking liar."

by Ben Friesen May 13, 2005

liver

An evil piece of the body that must be punished with copious amounts of alcohol.

"The liver is evil and must be punished!"

by goose May 5, 2003

white liver

A highly sexually charged female is purposed to have "white liver".

Insatiable sexual appetite.

Nymphomaniac

Man, I though I was gonna smash her out and lay it to rest, shit, that chick had "white liver".

by kemill July 7, 2005

Likers Remorse

With regards to facebook, the feeling you get when you "like" or comment on a friends status that involves an important and/or life changing event (eg. getting engaged, having a baby, etc.), and you realize that your e-mail or mobile device will be absolutely slammed with notifications that other people also "like" or comment on that persons status.

Matthew: "Hey, did you see Quincy's status? He found out he's having a baby velociraptor!"
Mike: "Yeah, I clicked 'like', and immediately got Likers Remorse when I realized that all 8 million of his friends will also 'like' his status"
Matthew: "I know, my iPhone is already dead!"

by kthanxbai1337 May 2, 2010

Livery

A vehicle for hire similar to a Taxi. Livery is a type of ground transportation often found at airports. Livery cars must be dispatched to pick up riders a given location, whereas taxi cabs can pick up street hails.

When the livery driver opened the door for me, I thought it might be a trap.

by Jeborah Do December 15, 2010

Days of our Lives

Days of our Lives is a popular American daytime soap opera that recently celebrated its 40th year on television. It is set in the fictional upper-class city of Salem, located somewhere in the Midwest (probably Illinois). The soap is known for its outrageous story twists and legendary characters, most of whom are exorbitantly wealthy and live glamorous, yet highly dramatic, lives. Some bizarre stories include: Dr. Marlena Evans falling from a fourteen-story building and surviving; Dr. Marlena Evans being hypnotized to be the Salem Stalker; Dr. Marlena Evans giving birth to another woman's babies; Dr. Marlena Evans realizing her husband is actually someone disguised as her husband; Dr. Marlena Evans losing her memory; Dr. Marlena Evans becoming possessed by the Devil in 1994 to 1995. Due to some backstage drama on the set, head writer James E. Reilly was recently terminated and replaced.

Days of our Lives is a popular soap opera. All the sophisticated people I know watch it.

by Salemite August 27, 2006

scat lovers

people or things that love to get pooped on

that scat lover just got pooped on

by #1 stunna March 5, 2003