ninja linking

when you shwo someone a link and when they click it, it doesn't take you to where you thought it would be. Primarily used for prankes that take you to www.goatse.cx or www.youdontknowwhoiam.org alot of fun if used correctly.

I fucking got ninja linked while at work, I've been reprimanded.

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

lingling

In an orgy or threesome, to lick the union and environs of people having penetrative penile sex. This may be done by laying below a pair having doggy style sex, or in front of a pair in reverse cowgirl, or any other acrobatic means one might imagine. The point is that the genitals, the taint, asshole, and usually the cock and balls all get some oral attention. Not related to the bisexual panda we all love.

While John fucked Mary's ass while she bounced in his lap, their bi friend Steve was on his knees between their legs happily licking John's shaft and Mary's taint, performing a noisy, wet, lingling.

by Hauser November 27, 2007

Linning

1. The humble “pregame” ritual of putting on your glasses and flipping through a bible prior to dominating life's big events.
2. (Alt) - The act of an in game celebration by bowing down and praying towards your teammate

Synonym: Tebowing, JLinning (see Jlinning.com)

Origin: According to Forbes Magazine, the original secret handshake between Jeremy Lin and Landry Fields is them flipping through a Bible, taking off their glasses, and tucking them away in their pocket protectors.

We ain't Tebowing anymore, we Linning

by JLinning April 6, 2012

green and lingling

a loving pair of teacher and student .
green is a nice geemaking teacher that has bad taste as a fake pedophile .
ling ling is a litto girl-boy with a nugget nose and pretty eyes .

bonus : ahony ( a.c. ) is a anonymous little girl that wants to break them up

in a land of green and lingling's

green : lingling.. you so boney <3
lingling : coz i give good boners
ahony : my best friend is e.z. :3

by youre_a_green_lingling February 22, 2009

lingling

the asian girl in my media class who gets pissed off everytime i say 'ling ling, you forgot your bling bling'

lingling, you forgot your bling bling!

by abadou-badou October 19, 2008

langing

1. the act of langing
2. one who langes

"Harrison stop langing by the pool" Senora Pricilla Hernanedez

by Pricilla Hernandez1 April 2, 2009

rusty lining

The opposite of a silver lining. It's finding the bad in a good situation.

Person: I'm so happy man. I got an A+ on the math test!
Person's Friend: Only cuz you cheated
Person: Man, why do you always look for the rusty lining?
Person's Friend: Because it's true

by 1 2 X U November 7, 2015