Lick the pooch 

A nice way of telling someone to fuck off or to go fuck them self.

Monica: You know that psyco bitch Pam?

Steven: Yeah?

Monica: She can go lick the pooch.

Lick the pooch by steven922 July 19, 2012

Lick-a-likes 

Lesbian twins.

1. The original doublemint gum girls would have been great licka-likes;

2. Those lick-a-likes are so gay they'd munch a philly Cheese PussinBrokeback Valley.

Lick-a-likes by Pfc. Snowball October 20, 2008

Lick a toad 

A way of getting high. Referenced in the song "Kickapoo" by Tenacious D.

"Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!!"

Lick a toad by Terra Risona August 16, 2016

Lick Ryan 

a popular dare made by bad 'friends' where everyone must place their tongue on the location on his body chosen by the original shouter, it must be shouted until complete

everyone is bored someone shouts 'Lick Ryan' so everyone in the room must lick him

Lick Ryan by badmeme69 October 10, 2017

lick the knife 

To give it your all. A saying coming from how Eskimos kill wolves by having them lick frozen seal blood off of knives, therefore the wolves gave literally everything to lick a knife.

That actor left everything on the stage. They really did lick the knife!

lick the knife by Lizeli December 12, 2018

lick a shot 

To fire a round from a gun.

lick a shot by madprophetridx July 15, 2003

Lick My Nine

slang for sucking a guys dick

You can lick my nine.

Lick My Nine by Bvoss March 19, 2004