library nazi

A women who has nothing better to do than to make sure that there are no more than 4 to a table and that there is absolutly nothing fun going on

Diane is a Library Nazi

by Tech High Student May 13, 2005

The Library

When you're doing a girl from behind and you pull it out and stick it in her ass. When she starts to make noise or say it hurts, you lean over and cup her mouth while whispering "Shhhhh" in her ear.

When you've lost all interest in fucking a girl..it's time to go to The Library.

by Hawkeye Fans September 22, 2008

Libratarian

A Libertarian librarian who believes in small government, except for when it comes to funding libraries. See: hypocrite; anarchists who ride the bus; etc.

Examples of Libratarians are all around you.

by scarletgodfree May 3, 2011

liberator

When a fart can't escape safely past your butt cheeks then begins an exodus by climbing your cheeks to the small of your back to the promised land and freedom. Usually when sitting in cramped conditions.

Thank god for that liberator or I would've had to get up anyway to rewipe.

by caylow February 23, 2011

living library

the place where knowledge is born, gained, enhanced,enlightened, empowers, living library is where light is acknowledged, expansions of the soul begins. become a card holder of the living library. its free. get your card today.

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by living library cardholder October 20, 2010

Library Rapist

A seedy (usually old) man who lustfully peers between books and bookshelves in the dark corners of the library, whilst pushing around a squeaky trolley full of books. He works at the library voluntarily.

He has an uncanny ability to find shortcuts within the library in order to corner his prey.

He occasionally exposes himself.

Sometimes also known as a sexual predator.

Colin: "I need to go and get a few books from the library."
Sam: "Watch out mate, the library rapist works there on Tuesdays."

by Pairy Henus May 27, 2008

laboratory

A word pronounced as "lab."

Douches will say "la-bor-a-tory."

"I say Jeeves, where in your laboratory is all that Frankenstein shit?"

Me: "Sorry, our lab was busy finding a cure for cancer."

by I'mThatBitch April 16, 2013