lesser being

A lesser being is slang for a person who is a jerk and a person you care naught for.

Man, John is being such a lesser being today.

by Little Johnny Anarch November 23, 2004

deer lease coffee

Coffee with Whiskey added. Often drank early in the morning prior to a hunt after a big night of drinking.

Matthews: You guys must feel terrible this morning.

Me: yeah, not too bad, I’m on my 3rd deer lease coffee

by Taosboyz August 28, 2021

Lesbean

When a straight female consumes a rainbow bean which consists of the following ingredients:
12% Alexis Matteo, Vegan Agar Agar (30%), Homosexual nicorn semen (20%), A granulated and vapourised segement of Judy Garland's DNA (2%), A tooth from the emeciated body of Spongebob Squarepants (5%), A red skittle (1%), The tissue from the heel of Beyonce's first pair of Louboutins (16%) AIDS (12%)

You will be able to purchase a packet of Lesbeans at your local retail stores or good supermarkets such as: Slayyynsburys, Aldi Delano, Mark and Spencer, Walmart, Target and Tes-you go girl.

''You're too gay to function''
''That's because i have been eating these LESBEANS''

by walmartwilly. June 6, 2018

Lasse

A person that wants to hit every sexy lady in the world. That means a pervert.

"OMG you are a Lasse!"

"Stop being such a Lasse"

by iam2hot4u May 22, 2009

goat leased

A random phrase that can be substituted into a sentence and take on its own meaning. Wonderful to use to confuse friends.

Dude, you got so goat leased last night.

by titansgirl3 September 30, 2009

sign the lease

1)to start a relationship; in the sense of a commitment 2)To have sex with someone

Person A: "dude you have been all over that girl for like two weeks."
Person B: "Dude i know i'm bout to sign the lease"
Person A: "your a fucking retard, word"

Person A: "yo that bitch is bangin! you gonna sign the lease on her tonight?"
Person B: "hell yeah mother fucker i'm gonna hit that to China."
Person A: "Oh shit, basesloaded

by crackmoka December 28, 2005

Lessetarian

Someone who eats meat but voluntarily reduces their intake for health or ethical reasons.

Because there was no refrigeration, my grandfather's family only had meat on the weekends when they had company. I do the same, but I call myself a lessetarian.

by Ken Eckert May 27, 2008