laying the whackage

the process of belting someone

I'm completely laying the whackage on this dick shiner

by Arking April 13, 2008

laying hen

A female who contrary to usual gender roles, values having a stable well paying dependable occupation. A laying hen is the opposite to a parasitic woman who's only interest is rearing children and spending her husbands money.

"That girl Sally is a real laying hen. She works in the hospital as a nurse. She's a real laying hen. You should marry her Tony"

by mitzi wavin November 13, 2017

picking up what you're laying down

A phrase to let someone know you understand what they're talking about.

Dude: So then Brenda says she wants to get in the back seat.

Other dude: I'm picking up what you're laying down.

by Nole69 June 13, 2009

laying a mine

Having a shit

Aaron has just gone to lay a mine

by Paul January 21, 2004

chronic laziness

the feeling you get when you know what you have to do but you dont want to do it for no reason other than pure laziness. its what underclassmen get before their senior year.

xtine: i have chronic laziness
whit: u have early sympton of senioritis

by charlie in the box May 16, 2006

mine laying

To lay a silent, or otherwise, fart in a shop aisle. This must be one that is putrid to the senses.

To participate in Mine Laying, one must observe the following code for perfect mine layage:
1) Find a large shop with clearly observable aisles, music shops generally are ideal.
2) Choose an aisle with no body present and release you mine.
3) Walk away from you mine and observe from a safe distance.
4) Try not to laugh too noticably when you clearly see the next person in the aisle grimace with sheer horror at the smell they have walked in to!!!!

by broken banjo March 27, 2007

Laying Up

The opposite of laying down/when you have someone laying on top of you.

Person 1: Oh hey! Things are getting pretty serious between my partner and I!
Person 2: Really?
P1: Yeah! Last night we were laying up!
P2: Cool bro!

by Tedalina14 June 11, 2018