launching torpedoes

The act of defecating

I can always tell when Andem has been launching torpedoes. The smell practically takes the paint off the bathroom walls.

by Samuel Francisco April 19, 2017

honky launch

quickly accelerating up an onramp

look at that honky launch! stop and go with nowhere to go. what an idiot!

by norcalsurfer August 4, 2010

Discus-Launched Glider

A type of glider that belongs to the f3k category of RC model competition, launched like discus by human force and is propeller-free

That guy launches up to 200 feet with his DLG (discus-launched glider)

by Lololololol9527 December 16, 2019

Launch

Launch (slang term): to jerk off.

"bro i caught jeremy launching in the boys stalls"

by anonymous November 22, 2023

Launch Codes

When you are in a woman’s vagina with your penis, and you put your thumb in her anus, twisting lightly. Similar to how nuclear missiles are launched by twisting two keys simultaneously.

“Yeah bro I totally gave her the nuclear launch codes last night! Sniff my thumb you can check!”

by Stevendeblob March 16, 2025

Launch an investigation

A blanket statement for when a company or organization fucks up and needs to do something about the angry media. Usually results in nothing happening, because they investigated themselves and found they did nothing wrong.

I know our CEO was banging 12 interns, stole millions from charity, and was arrested on three counts of murder, but don’t worry, we’ll launch an investigation.

by KingJx212 November 1, 2021

shuttle launch

When your male dog's penis (aka red rocket) starts to poke out of its sheath.

Justin's dog was preparing for liftoff, as the shuttle launch was commencing.

by McNiggason May 19, 2015