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Laser Beams

adj. in the cool. used to describe a particular situation, sometimes used as a descriptor for individual people or objects.
Man! It's laser beams out there!

See him? That guy is totally laser beams.
by Noah J. October 5, 2006
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laser in on

We need to laser in on poverty alleviation.
by uttam maharjan October 25, 2010
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laser lips

Some one , usually a guy, that sucks cock.
by amy grant April 1, 2005
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laser tag

is when you meet up in a laser tag place in the dead of night to have hott sex
We are gunna have some hott laser tag sex.
by maddie ray April 8, 2007
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Laser Jesus

when somebody says laser jesus they mean a speed control camera. the word itself comes from the ancient sayings that jesus saved a lot of lives. Laser Jesus = a version of jesus that saves lives through laser beams.
GPS: "Laser Jesus coming up in 150 yards, slow down."
by Hakif July 29, 2009
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Laser Hit

This term was coined by Hash Ketchum during the original, unaired pilot episode of 4GGH. (Four Guys Get High)

To take a laser hit, you must be hot-boxing. Once the room is sufficiently filled with smoke, you are ready. Here are the steps.

1. Fill the bowl
2. Take a big hit while your friend shines a green laser on your forehead (it can be red, but green is preferable)
3. Once your lungs are full of smoke have someone turn off the lights
4. Have the laser-holder wave the laser in front of your face creating a two-dimensional plane of light
5. Here's the magic^^ Blow the smoke into the plane of light, and you will create what looks like a glowing, morphing, topographical map that'll have everyone saying "holy shit!"
Guy1: Let's film these laser hits and put them on You Tube.

Guy2: Dude, it's nearly impossible to get a laser hit on film.

Guy3: That's what's so special out them. You have to be there to experience one.

Guy4: Woah. That's actually pretty deep...
by Hash_Ketchum February 24, 2010
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laser pointer

A way to someone to bust a cap in ya in LA.
Yo. Put that pointer in the glovebox before someone caps yo ass!
by Aribeth April 7, 2005
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