laryngitis

when a person is so wasted they can't speak

George Bush has laryngitis

by Snake September 10, 2004

Larson

Verb: To grossly over tighten

"He really larsoned that bolt on"

by Jordan Sullivan July 25, 2007

larynxical sex

The act of having sex with someone's throat hole (acquired due to heavy smoking or not being able to breathe). Not to be confused with throat fucking which generally utilizes the mouth.

Nikki: If I got a throat hole would you still marry me?
Matt: Could we have larynxical sex?
Nikki: Of course, but I'd keep it covered with a bandana at all other times.

by not matt September 7, 2008

Larson

An inbred black, white supremacist. who can't read or write. With fat diabetes fingers. Also never developed the proper neck muscles to keep his head from wobbling while running.

Look at that stupid Larson over there. His momma is aunt jemima, and dad is uncle Ben.

by Cuoth July 25, 2017

Larson Syndrome

Syndrome in which a person can talk shit via internet, text, or phone call but NOT face-to-face.

Guy #1- Hey man, so did you talk to that one kid that was giving you shit on Facebook?

Guy #2- Yeah, I went up to him and told him to say what he said on there to my face. But he must have a severe case of Larson Syndrome because he bitched out real quick.

by HeavyLiftin July 20, 2012

colby larsen

A not so great kid who likes Joe's mom.

colby larsen is my best friend. it's opposite day.

by anon January 26, 2005

Larsini

The word meaning one that is unique. It tells that you aren't afraid to be who you are on the outside. Larsini is basically saying that some one is very unique and independent.

Tim: Mann! Have you heard about that chick Allison?!?
Steve: Yeah she is no joke straight up Larsini.
Tim: I know right!

by Larsini November 9, 2012