Laguna

To snake your way in or out of something, and then explain why you didn't do what people think you did.

A laguna starts something, but then gets everyone else to finish it while they play puppet master.

Man Laguna really Laguna'd his way out of that situation.

by Teddy BiA October 28, 2021

Laïna

There are too few of us, so I have created a page so that we are not left behind.
We are very kind and we are good friends you can count on. ;)

That’s obviously a Laïna, she’s so cute.

by laiina November 21, 2021

Laguna Middle School

A middle school that looks like a fucking prison filled with sluts and rich ass bitches. There's no dress code so you never know what ur gonna see. And a kid got caught smoking weed and taking drugs and got expelled.

Laguna Middle School is not where u wanna be unless ur that one hot ass rich kid that gets all the bitches. Even then it will still suck. Ur bitch will just go around and fuck every guy.

AMS kids: What school do you go to?
Me: Laguna Middle School
AMS: Laguna Middle School sucks ass. It's a fucking prison. Are u the rich kid who gets the bitches?
Me: Nah I'm the poor kid who takes pics in the locker room
AMS: 😱

by thatonefuckingbozo October 6, 2022

lasunan

A gay slang derived from Tagalog term "lason". A bottom to bottom (can be potential) sex session that turns into an argument because nobody was willing to be a vers, therefore being toxic with each other i.e. "poisoning" each other out.

Don't try to match those two up. It's just gonna turn into a "lasunan".
Beh, 'wag namang tayo mag-match. Lasunan ito.

by pier_psalms February 9, 2024

Laguna de Bay

A Bay in the Philippines located within southern Central Luzon

The beaches in Laguna de Bay are the best

by Droit May 22, 2024

Ze’Laina

Ze’Laina is a unidentified creature that has no friends and is a fat bitch

Oh my goodness it’s the unidentified Ze’Laina

by Givemeapotato November 21, 2021