lagoon mice

A term used to delicately describe flushed tampons that show up in rural sewage lagoons. Once they float to the top of the lagoon they are white, fuzzy, and have tails.

Matt: What are all those white fuzzy things with strings?
Dan: Um...gross.
Kurt: Those are lagoon mice. Get back to work.

by Dan Sayer July 24, 2008

laghack

this is a hack used in online games.
it lags enemy players out of the game and makes the hacker get free exp.

a very popular hack in the game gunbound

0mg w00t i got teh 1337 exp m0f0

by Gunout September 18, 2004

crazy lagooners

crazy people that live in a lagoon

an example of a crazy lagooner (plural - crazy lagooners) is a fish, perhaps or maybe even a mermaid.

by pumpterskultra December 31, 2005

Lagarde

Someone who is beautiful, caring, or has a perfect personality.

Example 1: Wow, you are completely a Lagarde!

Example 2: Do you see that girl over there? I heard she's Lagarde status.

by Mike710 February 24, 2009

blue lagoon

an alcoholic drink consisting of 1.75 liters of UV Blue vodka and 2 liters of Mountain Dew.

Dude, we totally got fucked up last weekend on blue lagoon.

by I'm fucked up.... February 6, 2010

Blue Lagoon

When several people all stand in a circle or something, in a public pool (or any body of water) and urinate simultaneously.

Those drunk guys over there are doing a blue lagoon in Bradley's pool!

by Brendansh132213123 August 1, 2010

Lagaport

When you are playing an online game, typically a first person shooter, and you lag so much that you teleport around the map, making you impossible to kill.

I was lagging so bad, that i Lagaported all the way to the other end of the map

by Ben jamin' January 14, 2004