Labia pants

Thin dress pants, normally worn by the masses in corporate america. Pants so thin one can clearly differentiate labia minoira/ majora or penis and testes in a crotch grab that occurs during a rowdy lunch hour.

The antithesis of boner pants.

Labia pants are a must when having lunch with a hot coworker with wandering hands.

by High 5 July 22, 2012

LaBianca

meaning "The White" .. whom ever possesses this name is simply the man.

labianca the man

by heylabs January 28, 2011

stretchy labia

It is the upside down V that connects where the clit meets and is called the labia aka beef curtain - the lips that hang between the actual pussy lips; usually darker in color and wrinkled. Most porn stars & skinny females have this beefy curtain between their lips.

"Did you see that small dick disappear in her stretchy labia?"

by NoBeefCurtain November 30, 2013

Anal Labia

When your hemorrhoids protrude so far out of your anus that they resemble labia.

That stripper is so nasty. When she bent over, her anal labia were poking out of her G-string

by Bighart August 19, 2015

labian

1. (n) One who possesses labia, ie, a woman
2. (n) One who possesses characteristics of one who possesses labia

Bob: I'm tired, hot, bloated, hungry, and cranky. Like, all the time...
John: Oh, stop being such a labian...

by tojz July 10, 2005

Lazy Labia

A medical condition when one or both lips of a woman's labia turn in or out and/ or do not appear to work together. Though medically it is considered a matter of opinion, some say a lazy labia effect's one's ability to correctly judge the depth of the afflicted vagina. A popular layman’s description of a lazy labia is that the woman’s vagina appears to have suffered a stroke.

Person 1: Dude did you score with Hally last night?

Person 2: I had to hit that doggy style, seeing her lazy labia made it hard for me to keep a boner!

by T.J. Kerr August 7, 2012

labialicker

A person who licks the labia of a vagina

She was a real good labialicker!

by mrkungfu0812 July 30, 2010