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lunch lottery

A means to save money in which one family member, usually the mother, prepares lunch for all except one random member of the family.
How else can we cut on our spending? We are already doing lunch lottery.
by tree9368 May 9, 2022
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Pig lottery

When there’s a whole bunch of fat girls willing to let you put your cash in their slot. AKA... PUSSY.
Friend 1: “Yo that sorority club is a pig lottery!”
Friend 2: “Yeah, Sally let me put my coin in her slot!”
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blue lottery

When your a victim of excessive force or harassment from a police officer or department and will easily win a lawsuit case against them resulting in you gaining alot of money
Mark: Yo did you here Johnny got his nose broken by a cop just beacuse he didnt show his ID?

Sam: Yeah that fucking blows but he just won the blue lottery, hes bout to have mad cash.
by Catalyst10 June 3, 2019
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Hitting the lottery

When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.
Me: Fuck I sharted

Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 3, 2020
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Lottery Tickiteer

The motherfucker ahead of you in line at the convenience store who has 136 fucking lottery tickets they want "checked" to see if they are winners but hasn't taken the time to scratch off the entire QR strip at the bottom of each ticket. The lottery Tickiteer then very slowly and selectively spends any winnings as if they were on Wheel of fucking Fortune.
I was late and in a hurry when the lottery tickiteer in front of me at the gas station pulled out what appeared to be a small mountain of lottery tickets. Take the gift certificate for crying out loud.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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Lottery Fingers

The dust from a scratch-off lottery ticket that gets on your fingers (like Cheeto dust. Usually caused by not having a coin on hand, or being poor and spending your only money on a lottery ticket.
John: “What’s that all over your fingers, man?”
Mark: “Oh, I’ve got lottery fingers. I played a $5 earlier today.”
by MookTheCook June 18, 2018
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Ratchet Lottery

When a black man is killed by police and his ratchet family uses it as an opportunity get rich.
Malik: Hey, where is Jamal's family? I haven't seen them around since the funeral.

Jayden: Theys moved out. They hit the ratchet lottery when they got the settlement money from the city.
by WileECoyote.genius May 15, 2025
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