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Diarrhea Christmas Lights

A typical event in video games that occurs when there are so many flashing lights on a screen at a given time that you cannot focus on anything, let alone the character you are controlling. It is most common in action games. The term originated from the YouTube channel girlfriend reviews.
Sam: Hey Jake. How are ya doing?

Jake: Pretty tired. I stayed up all night training for the upcoming Smash tournament.

Sam: That game is just diarrhea Christmas lights. I can barely see what I’m doing half the time because there’s so much action on the screen.
by The Phantasm July 25, 2021
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Green LED lights

Green led lights mean that the person is feeling calm or bored but definitely awake and not tires
Girl: Oo he got green led
Girl2: OMD you should meet up with him he would love to talk with you he defo got Green LED lights on purpose
by Imhungry27 October 20, 2021
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Hacking the lights

Being unjustly accused of hacking the fluorescent lights while they flicker because you happened to texting on your Samsung Galaxy smartphone. The accuser is commonly a whorish paraprofessional with back pain caused by sleeping on the Target bench dividers at night.
My: *texting on my brand new Samsung Galaxy smartphone*

The overhead lights: *begin to rapidly flicker*

Whore para: WTF are ya doin, ya sped!! Stop hacking the lights!
by wpkoski September 11, 2021
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Who Turned Out The Lights?

the lamest and oldest joke in history. A dumbass cartoon character says this when something or someone happens to cover their eyes.
Asshole: I’m going to be a bitch and cover your eyes *does that*
Idiot: hey who turned out the lights???🤓
Me: He just covered your eyes, dumbass you know what he did.
by pantaking69 July 1, 2022
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The Ambulance has got it's lights on

Phrase used to convey to the current occupant of a toilet that the speaker on the wrong side of the door is in urgent need to use the faculties. Time is of the essence in order to avoid an unfortunate episode of self pollution of the under garments. To convey in the fullest sense that an emergency is in progress and the current occupant should get out of the way immediately .
For crying out loud Love, put your lippy on downstairs.....I'm stood out here and the ambulance has got it's lights on
by Quantum Leaper June 5, 2010
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firetrucks don't stop at red lights

The one sentence you hear right before getting raped.
Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.
by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023
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blowing red lights

When having unprotected sex the male proceeds to ejaculate inside the girl knowing she is not on any birth control.
I was having sex with Jennifer and she told me she is not on the pill, I didn't care it felt so good I ended up blowing red lights.
by Gdub's September 14, 2011
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