Dan's Law

“Shut up and do something!”
Phrase coined by metal singer Dan Vasc, to encourage people to work towards solutions to their problems instead of sitting back and complaining.

I am employing Dan's Law on this issue. Shut up and do something.

by SpaceNinja7 September 11, 2021

Richard's Law

Also known as "Dick's Rule of Penis Drawing"

Given a male and a blank writing/drawing medium, as the number of things written/drawn increases, the probability of it being a penis approaches 1.

"Did you see Tom's new Ipad? The first thing he did was draw a big hairy dick!"

"Yup. That's Richard's law for you."

by brofist November 16, 2012

Meow Law

The Meow Law states that any girl who meows during conversation or text is crazy, but is great in bed.

Not a girl to bring home to the parents, but a good time while it lasts.

Not dating material.

Dude, never doubt the meow law. every girl I know who meows is wild

by dennis-frogman July 28, 2012

Martian Law

A system similar to martial law but more wild, like Mars.

I declare Martian Law!!!

by Doc Savage217 June 1, 2009

Lawful Evil

Lawful evil is a tendency in RPG alignments that denotes a lawful behavior (ethics) in the chaotic-lawful axis and evil morality in the good-evil axis.

A lawful evil dictator that rules with an iron fist and oppresses its people is an example of lawful evil creature.

by ChaoticNeutral2 August 12, 2011

Fraser's Law

For a car to be a hovercar, it has to hover at or above 1cm above the ground.

That car is only hovering 0.3 cm off the ground. Therefore, it is not a hovercar according to Fraser's Law.

by codenamepenryn November 3, 2010

Law and Orgasm

Watching several Law and Order episodes in a row by channel surfing. Often several different channels have Law & Order episodes and they can be watched for hours without interruption.

I called in sick to work and now I am three hours into a Law and Orgasm.

by Greasy Corndog May 12, 2009