Landon clifford

Landon clifford the most loving,toughtful,caring husband and dad.He would help others even if he was in pain.Everybody loved him.He will take care of u like a baby no mather who u are that's the type of person he was.Anybody in the world would be lucky to have such a angle.

Landon clifford:loving smart,compassionate

by tap tap tap August 23, 2020

Landorus

a pokemon you will never forget when you enter a game of ou

Landorus-Therian @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 HP / 164 Def / 92 Spe
Impish Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- U-turn
- Toxic

person 1: what pokemon should i add to my ou team?
person 2: landorus therian

by Nick Garr September 4, 2022

The Lando Special

The Lando Special is the intergalactic sexual act that only VERY few individuals have successfully pulled off. (formerly known as the "Han Job")
You will need a Twi'lek, a Jawa, a Wookiee and a wheat thin (or any cracker or chip of similar size).

You must simply make love to the space behind the knees of the Twi'lek, "finish" on the wheat thin, and feed it to the Jawa while the Wookiee watches.

Don't feel sorry for the Jawa, they are legendary savagers and are happy with eating just about ANYTHING for a meal.
No one know what happens at the end because very few have pulled it off, but legend has it, if done right the Wookiee joins in on the eating of the wheat thin (unconfirmed).

Space Guy1: Man, I made a fortune betting on that tauntaun race.
Space Guy2: You really want to do something crazy!?
Space Guy1: Sure
Space Guy2: Have you ever had The Lando Special? I know a great place where we can order a couple.
Space Guy1: Awesome, but what's a "Lando Special"?
Space Guy2: You'll see. Hold on, we need to stop and get a box of wheat thins first.

12 hours later*
Space Guy1: Whoa, The Lando Special is amazing!

by ChewieHasLice February 24, 2020

Alaskan Landpipe

The Alaskan Landpipe is performed by shitting directly in to a condom and freezing it overnight. This action is typically followed by either shoving up an unsuspecting person's ass or eating it.

Guy1: Hey, what is that thing that you did with your shit and that condom?
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!

by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021

Abbey and Landon

Abbey is the most wonderful and sweet girl you will ever meet. She is truly a gift from god, and she will always be kindhearted. She and Landon and made for each other. Landon is a cute, flirty, down to earth kind of guy. Abbey is a sweet, caring, loving soul. Landon and Abbey will always care for each other regardless of their distance. Overall, they are an awesome power couple, that will love and cherish each other for eternity.

"ugh...how long will it take for Abbey and Landon to get together already"

by loolllllllllllllllllllllllllll December 28, 2021

landlord

Someone who fixes your shit when your shit is fucked.

“Yo Ethan, text the landlord, our shit is fucked.”

by jd031398 September 24, 2018

Landon

A totally charming man who refuses to drink his buddies crown and mountain dew mixture because he can't hang. Totally dateable though. Has a really nice dodge ram truck that is loud and looks sexy as fuck. Also, has extremely large penis. May cause damage if not used properly....

I found a man who is very cute, but is a total landon.

by Yogy Bear March 22, 2019