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Kitchen Tattoo

When you're broke and/or drunk and you agree to let a friend of a friend's cousin give you a tattoo within the comfort of a double-wide. This mistake usually takes place in the kitchen. Other places it can happen are, but limited to, the bedroom, living room, or bathroom.
Kevin: "Hey man, is that dick on your thigh?"
J-Dog: "Nah bro, this is my kitchen tattoo of a mushroom. Mike's cousin is a tattoo artist and he gave me a tattoo in Tammi's kitchen."
by thekitchentattooartist September 22, 2016
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kitchen face

A face unsuitable for the front of the house.
He wanted to be a bartender but got stuck in the back washing dishes because of his kitchen face.
by AETC October 1, 2013
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kitchen thot

Someone who enjoys being a thot in the kitchen,twerking on potatoes,twerking on carrots, just loves ruining the kitchen with their thottiness.
Thomas:*is twerking in the kitchen*
Susan: omg thomas you're such a kitchen thot.
by SCAR!! February 11, 2019
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predators of the kitchen

those heathens which feed upon your forgotten feasts
can't go to bed until i secure the left overs from the predators of the kitchen.
by BPB 562 January 16, 2009
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Kitchen Gun

A gun that look like a Beretta m9 handgun that looks like its been dipped in chrome and can clean any dirty kitchen surface however it will destroy any thing it cleans
Hi i'm Derek bum and this is kitchen gun
by Haywire___ December 4, 2020
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kitchen kid

in basic terms: a grub. dirty kid who starts fights at parties for no reason. usually hangs out in the kitchen at a party, segregated from the rest of the group. main objectives are to fuck the gross girls and drink all the beer in the fridge for free, then leave.
Mark: "do you want me to invite jesse?"
Dan: "fuck no, he's a kitchen kid. if he comes, then all his grubby kitchen kid friends will want to come."
Mark: "church to that!....'UNFRIEND'"
by lintybusiness December 28, 2011
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Deuce in the Kitchen

Expression used to denote or indicate a severe or critical situation arising.
We got a deuce in the kitchen! All our web sites are down and were losing a ton of money!
by Darth Chubb September 22, 2011
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