When you're broke and/or drunk and you agree to let a friend of a friend's cousin give you a tattoo within the comfort of a double-wide. This mistake usually takes place in the kitchen. Other places it can happen are, but limited to, the bedroom, living room, or bathroom.
Kevin: "Hey man, is that dick on your thigh?"
J-Dog: "Nah bro, this is my kitchen tattoo of a mushroom. Mike's cousin is a tattoo artist and he gave me a tattoo in Tammi's kitchen."
J-Dog: "Nah bro, this is my kitchen tattoo of a mushroom. Mike's cousin is a tattoo artist and he gave me a tattoo in Tammi's kitchen."
by thekitchentattooartist September 22, 2016
Get the Kitchen Tattoomug. by AETC October 1, 2013
Get the kitchen facemug. Someone who enjoys being a thot in the kitchen,twerking on potatoes,twerking on carrots, just loves ruining the kitchen with their thottiness.
by SCAR!! February 11, 2019
Get the kitchen thotmug. by BPB 562 January 16, 2009
Get the predators of the kitchenmug. A gun that look like a Beretta m9 handgun that looks like its been dipped in chrome and can clean any dirty kitchen surface however it will destroy any thing it cleans
by Haywire___ December 4, 2020
Get the Kitchen Gunmug. in basic terms: a grub. dirty kid who starts fights at parties for no reason. usually hangs out in the kitchen at a party, segregated from the rest of the group. main objectives are to fuck the gross girls and drink all the beer in the fridge for free, then leave.
Mark: "do you want me to invite jesse?"
Dan: "fuck no, he's a kitchen kid. if he comes, then all his grubby kitchen kid friends will want to come."
Mark: "church to that!....'UNFRIEND'"
Dan: "fuck no, he's a kitchen kid. if he comes, then all his grubby kitchen kid friends will want to come."
Mark: "church to that!....'UNFRIEND'"
by lintybusiness December 28, 2011
Get the kitchen kidmug. by Darth Chubb September 22, 2011
Get the Deuce in the Kitchenmug.