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kitchenheimer's

When you walk into the kitchen for something and immediately forget what you walked there for, and have to go back to the physical location where you started out before you can remember what you were going to the kitchen for. Can happen repeatedly.
X: Why are you standing in front of the sink?
Y: It's the damned kitchenheimer's. I'm gonna have to go back out to the living room. It's, like, the third time. (Starts out) Oh yeah--I wanted to get some ice cream.
by pieplate August 6, 2009
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kitchen beautician

when you broke and dont have any money to your hair done.You do it yourself or let a girlfiend do it in you kitchen or bathroom.
I dont have any money to get my hair done today.I'll do it myself. I guess ill be a kitchen beautician.
by Dawndy August 13, 2010
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Kitchenator

The ultimate super-hero, an embodiment of all that is worthy of banter and legend. A word-perfect, awe-inspiring, claret and amber legend of Bingley, the Kitchenator's strengths lie in pulling, swimming, fisting and hole-punching.

Always imprecise, often seen on Tuesdays or maybe Wednesdays, wears a cape with a K on it and black speedos with claret and amber edging and a unique frontal design.

Never to be underestimated especially on the number of pals the Kitchenator has and the power of his magnificent banter.
Don't fear your BURDS are safe, the Kitchenator is here to save the day, kk.
by The Urban Fox July 8, 2010
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kitchens

a word used to describe nappy-naps in the back of a females head...On the sitcom "Martin" he often uses this word to insult the character "Pam"...because her back edges are apparently nappy and rough...
Nay: Ooh gurl!...Yo kitchens need some work!!!

Tiff: Oh I know gurl!...I didn't have time to get a perm last night!

Nay: You coulda' at least brushed them up with some gel or SOMETHIN'!!!

Tiff: I DID! But I guess ma'
kitchens iz just THAT ROUGH!!!!
by Channen January 16, 2008
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Hell's Kitchen

Hell's Kitchen ...more than a neighborhood...it's a state of mind. From the slaughterhouses and breweries of the 1800s, the draft riots of 1863, the Fighting 69th of World War I, the home of New York's most dangerous criminals from the early tenement days to Prohibition to the Westies, Hell's Kitchen rose from the blood and fire of the poor dreaming their riotous dreams and searing the urban landscape with a wild, demanding spirit. The story of Hell's Kitchen can be told in many ways, and must be told in many ways: in poetry and fiction, in art and film, biographies, histories and photographs. It's not one block, and it is. It's not one area, because the sum total is greater than what can be seen in a certain space or any lifetime.
It's War man...look like Hell's Kitchen...
by folsey August 10, 2005
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kitchen gnome

An adorable creature who rummages through the refrigerator, pantry and cabinets, looking for food to consume. Once satiated, it falls asleep.
by kknbb January 15, 2010
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kitchen porn

The home decorating magazine was nothing but kitchen porn. The pictures were airbrushed and enlarged because no one's house could look like that.
by Eva Marie October 30, 2007
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