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Killing two turds with one kidney stone

Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.
Killing two turds with one kidney stone: See definition for "Killing two birds with one stone".
by Black-Phoenix777 May 24, 2021
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big kidney

Having a overblown ego, inflated sense of self-importance, perhaps a narcissist. My mother, who was from Splott, Cardiff, Wales used this expression to describe a 1960s US game show host. I was about 10 years old when she made this remark. I thought perhaps it meant that the gentleman had a kidney disease, but she said it meant that he really liked himself.
My mother said, "I don't like him, he's got a big kidney!"
by Welsh-American November 14, 2016
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Kidney bean

Fandom of the amazing Joey Kidney. The kindest fandom ever, a kidney bean is so excepting of everyone and everything and is always ready to help anyone!
Friend: what fandoms are you in?
Kidney bean: I'm in the best fandom ever the kidney beans
by Kidney_bean January 11, 2019
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The kidney hunter

A movie about a guy that tracks his daughter's spleen and his right kidney across Europe through the black market to find the people responsible for taking their internal organs and selling them.
Half borrowed/plagiarized line from the kidney hunter- I don't have money. What I do have is a special set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare to people like you. Tell me where my daughter's spleen and my right kidney are being kept, and perhaps you'll live a little bit longer. I will find you, and when I do, I will tell you I told you so.
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
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kidney lead

The thing you have if a bullet travels up your urethra and into your kidneys
Jim: Aw fuck, some wanker gave me kidney lead!
Tommy: Just piss it out.
by Thebirdman567 May 14, 2021
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Kidney Crosby

Noted CHC member and Instagram memer, as well as a fan of Buddy the Puffin and Zachary L’Heureux. Most famous for making “the Pulju post” as coined by Mikko
Person 1: Kidney Crosby

Person 2: Niggaaaaaaa
by Kidney Crosby November 29, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck To Some Refrigerators <Kidney Cancer><.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck To Some Refrigerators <Kidney Cancer><.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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