Kidney Stealing

A term used to describe a person or situation that is suspiciously or downright creepy. In reference to organ harvesting.

Last night I passed out at some yuppie's place. Then, I woke up to his caressing embrace and somehow in his bed with Lindsay Lohan's "I Know Who Killed Me" playing on HBO. It was a major kidney stealing moment.

by Meek Warrior September 2, 2009

Parum Kidney Populus

Little people that live inside and feed off of human beings' kidneys. They create colonies and families and once all the kidneys have been used up and eaten, they move on to the next victim. Kidney stones are the byproduct of these little people's waste. Once you die they are excreted out of your body.

Martha Monroe was diagnosed with this debilitating condition in 1987. She went to her doctor complaining of pains in her kidneys. Both Martha and her doctor believed that it was just a kidney infection. Unfortunately she found out later that it actually was Parum Kidney Populus, a.k.a Little Kidney People.

by Kidney Master April 17, 2010

Kidney Cracker

while your fucking a girl in the ass, doggie style, and you take a piss. after you pull out you punch her in the kidneys.

I gave that bitch a mean kidney cracker.

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009

kidneyshift

where by a man inserts his penis into another mans anus so hard that it shifts his kidneys

'matt came round last night, he gave it to me like a buckin bronco and gave me a kidneyshift'

by Diana Ross April 18, 2007

kidney beans

The Kidney Bean, contrary to common miss conceptions is not called so for its familiarity in shape to the human kidney but is actually because it is derived from the bi product of urea found in Cows kidneys.

These kidney beans are commonly used in a variety of dishes, such as chilli and salads.There are a good source of fibre and urea. Fantastic when you have cystitis.

by Dr Arnold April 21, 2008

kidney van

This is a wonderful wonderful trailer van in the grounds of ye olde Sutton (mental) Hospital. It is the best thing ever. Long live SHAK (the St. Helier's Association for Kidney patients)

" Hi Issy, wanna go to the kidney van?"

by alike July 19, 2004

kidney stroker

A homosexual gentleman.

Put your tit's away love! I'm a kidney stroker.

by Phil Nurse September 5, 2003