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who keys?

another way of saying who says or who said that. drrives from the original word "key"

THE ORIGINAL "WHO KEYS" WAS CREATED BY MARIO COSTA
Joe:hey mario i got 110% om my english final

Mario:who keys???
by charlaytrs1011 September 13, 2012
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Drink That Keystone

A drinking game. Heres the rules:

somebody will challenge you to this game. not accepting the challenge makes you look soft, so its almost never turned down. the challenger will supply you with a keystone light.

1) You must drink a keystone light in under 1 minute, if you go over a minute, you lose.

2) the can cannot touch your lips or face, if it does, you lose.

3) there must be a constant steady flow of keystone pouring out of the can. if the flow stops, you lose.

4) Some spillage is allowed.

5) If you lose, you must give the person who challenged you your hat(if wearing one) AND left shoe. the challenger decides when to give back the hat and shoe, usually its later in the party.

6) If you win, the challenger must give you another keystone light and announce that you "won that keystone!" you are then allowed to announce to your friends that you "won that keystone!"
I played Drink That Keystone and got drenched in beer.
by ChaDMcBaDD September 6, 2009
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keyshon

a very cocky guy. although, very hot and attractive. very hyper, but a lovable person. most girls don't like how energetic he is , but once you get to know him, he is a very carring person. also very good at kissing.
girl: i kissed him last night, he was soo good.

girl 2: he must have beena keyshon.
by happyme77 June 24, 2012
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alicia keys

well alicia keys is pretty soulful and original, is definatley an insperational to all. you know you love her!
me: so did u cop that new album by alicia keys yet?
you: yes ths woman is UNBREAKABLE!
by the one and only! December 28, 2005
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keysys

A group of boys, usually part ethnic/middle eastern, often having their great, great, great gandmother's uncle's sister being a quarter ethnic which naturally makes them beleieve that they are full in that nationality. The group is aged around 16 - 19 that generally reside in the suburb of keyborough keysy and hang out at local shopping centre Parkmore or at Hungry Jacks or neighboroughing suburbs such as noble (noble park), springy (springvale) springy sth (springvale south) and dandy (dandenong). They roam the streets like they own it and rock up to parties only to ruin them and start fights, sporting kappa, adidas and nike clothing, usually tracksuits. Generally high school dropouts (or getting kicked out of coomoora, chandler and wellington) now completing an apprentiship spending all their money on smokes, runners and their cars. Main weapon is trolley poles and their mobiles (stolen) to call their carload of mates. They believe '3173' were the best numbers ever invented.
Person one: "Oh my god bro, did u hear what happened to Jim?"
Person two: "Narrh wat happened?"
Person one: "He got bashed by the keysys"
Person two: "Farrrk"

Person one: "You going to the party in noble?"
Person two: "Narr the keysys will be there"

Person one: "Yer i saw ***** the other day.."
Person two: "The keysy boy?"
Person one: "Yerh and he asked me if I wanted to be in a keysy boy"
Person two: "Really man, wat u say?"
Person one: "I said nahhh, you know, its just good to have them as mates if you have trouble"
by graff September 26, 2006
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asleep at the keys

To sleep during an online conversation. This can be due to the conversation taking place late at night, being really boring, and/or the person in question being tired or (more commonly) drunk.

The term can also be used when someone is being slow at responding, should you suspect that they have fallen asleep.
At 1:34 AM:

Mr A: "...so yeah, that's the end of that epic adventure story, what do you think about that?"
Mr A: "Hello?"
Mr A: "I'm totally wasting my time and effort on this conversation aren't I?"
Mr A: "YOU'RE A SHIT FRIEND!!!"

At 7:51 AM:

Dr B: "Woah, sorry man... I was totally asleep at the keys!"
by DrJonas February 15, 2010
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Kelsy

Cute , funny , bad ass girls who enjoy having fun. Adventurous usually smokers. Very bad attitude but biggest sweetheart you could possibly meet likes to party usually have long brown hair and very short
Shes a kelsy.
by She100 May 18, 2014
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