Kemikal

To do something profoundly amazing, to be the greatest in your particular area.

To pull a Kemikal is like winning the lottery whilst sleeping with 3 women and killing your arch enemy at the same time.

by Paul October 12, 2003

Kermit Hat

A very epic hat.

Noob: Wow Jair that is a very epic hat!

Jair: No shit... it's a Kermit Hat.

by Jairsarus rex January 16, 2011

Kermit Weeks

Doing a "Kermit Weeks" is having sex with a fat girl.

Bob is off to do the kermit weeks with his coworker Sally

by Exaterrestrial December 16, 2012

Kermit

Definition 1: When something stupid happens in your life and you wanna escape it.

Definition 2 : When something bad occurs in your life,and you wanna die but not literally.

Definition 3: A term used by spam accounts.

I lost my tickets to the travis scott concert im gonna kermit!!!!!!

Creator: Aye.Clexo & zozo_bear_

by Chicobean August 22, 2017

kermit sewercide

‘commit suicide’ but in a joking matter. created by @pjmthelast on twitter in her vmin anon au.

“time to kermit sewercide!”

by mintyjjk May 7, 2018

Kermit suicide

Yeet yeet

I'm gonna Kermit suicide!

by Sarah deAvacado April 23, 2019

Go Kermit Sewerslide

Tell your boi to go Kermit sewerslide and they'll jump out of a window

one peaceful day on Roblox

Rich Spoiled Kid: Lol U Gay
Bacon Head: Go Kermit Sewerslide

by HeysStuff October 9, 2018