David Ketter is the only man who is invincible, who can not be defeated, and the devil himself fears. He is someone you don't want to cross. He is the perfect match for a woman who is a 33.
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bull shitting people so much to the extent they no longer care or listen to what you say to them. named from mr wright who talks shit excessively.
also he is bummed by Saggy Beacham in english much to the annoyance of everyone else
on a daily basis.
he also elaborates everything possible for instance his poor gran who broke her leg when actualy she didnt and his metal rib which he claims is now made of carbon fibre!
also he is bummed by Saggy Beacham in english much to the annoyance of everyone else
on a daily basis.
he also elaborates everything possible for instance his poor gran who broke her leg when actualy she didnt and his metal rib which he claims is now made of carbon fibre!
example 1. kestering at its best
kester: hey i have a metal rib from that snowboarding accident i had.
me: whoa serious. that must hurt
kester: yea it did but its okay now. its really annoying though it always sets off metal detectors at airports
me: shit that must be really annoying. can i see the scar?
kester: uh well there isnt one anymore
me: wtf there should be they gave you a metal rib
kester: *fuck*
example 2.
kester: my rib isnt made of metal its carbon fibre
random: yea sure it breaks ya tit
kester: *oh fuck*
kester: hey i have a metal rib from that snowboarding accident i had.
me: whoa serious. that must hurt
kester: yea it did but its okay now. its really annoying though it always sets off metal detectors at airports
me: shit that must be really annoying. can i see the scar?
kester: uh well there isnt one anymore
me: wtf there should be they gave you a metal rib
kester: *fuck*
example 2.
kester: my rib isnt made of metal its carbon fibre
random: yea sure it breaks ya tit
kester: *oh fuck*
by cunty mc jewbag March 6, 2008
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Its how you smuggle things into prison. By putting things in your ass
Usually with use of plastic bags and lots of lube..
Usually with use of plastic bags and lots of lube..
by NSCSD_suxx March 21, 2009
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by Olof the Great December 15, 2008
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