No Karate In The Pit

When some random person who has clearly never been in a mosh pit decides to start flailing his arms around like a retard and smacks people in the face

everyone else: (pushes each other aggressively and yelling)

Annoying Karate Kid: (Screams REEEEEE!! While flailing his arms)

Singer:(Stops concert) "Hey!, Theres no Karate In The Pit

by No-Karate-In-The-Pit October 15, 2018

Kyokushin Karate

A style of Karate developed by Mas Oyama who many consider the god of Karate. It's famous for it's bareknuckle competitions. Early in it's creation the founder of Kyokushin and his students went to Thailand to determine which is the ultimate striking art on earth. Karate or Muay Thai?

Kyokushin has many derivatives such as Enshin, Ashihara, Daido juku, and others. But they all have the same spirit as the same style.

Thaiboxer: Karate sucks

Kyokushin4life: I think you're talking about some other bitch ass Karate style.

Thaiboxer: no I'm talking about your bitch ass. Kyokushin Karate.

Kyokushin4life: that's it let's go!

by nappyheaded November 25, 2006

bed karate

When you have trouble sleeping and you find your body in several awkward positions and kicking your sheets throughout the night.

I couldn't sleep last night and I found myself in contorted position -I had bed karate!

by radken April 26, 2009

Italian Karate

(n) an ancient art of self-defense and offense used by Italians for generations. Basically, it involves beating the shit out of someone. Then, if they are still coming at you, take out a baseball bat. If they are still coming at you, use a gun. That's it.

Italian karate is a joke, actually. Despite the stereotype, Italians are not all violent and crime-prone. They are hard-working, intelligent people. Viva Italia!!!

by New Jack Swing May 1, 2006

hottie tottie with a naughty karate body

An extremely attractive person.

Originated c. 2005 by a Southern California girl and brought to the University of Oregon by another native Southern California girl.

"Muy caliente! What a hottie tottie with a naughty karate body!"

by Figurine Horse September 25, 2005

Night Karate

Sudden and uncontrolled arm and leg movements that wake you up from a tenuous slumber. This phenomena commonly occurs on the first sober night of sleeping after several consecutive nights of being hammered.

The woman on the plane next to me was freaked out after I woke up from night karate.

by DomeRules June 18, 2009

Gun, Bear, Karate

n. Similar to the game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors" (or rochambeau), whereas two to three players all simultaneously pick an action to play against their opponents.

The game begins with all players being back-to-back to avoid any cheating. Upon counting down "One, Two, Three, SHOOT" (where shoot is the action word), all players spin and face each other while demonstrating either Gun, Bear, or Karate.

The winner is chosen as follows:
*Gun beats Bear
*Bear beats Karate
*Karate beats Gun

Actions are described as follows:
*Gun is holding out one's arms, with each hand making "guns" that are pointed at the other player(s)
*Bear is holding one's arms in the air in a menacing fashion
*Karate is when one raises both arms and one leg up into their air in a kicking motion

Mike wanted to play Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide who got the last doughnut. I said we should play Gun, Bear, Karate instead..
He chose gun, I chose Karate.
-It was a win-win for me, I got to kick mike in the nuts and get a doughnut!

by Nigel! December 28, 2009