Keef Tomsum is a term that is often used to describe a tall black man who actually freed the slaves. His large hands and feet, coupled with an inordinately small car, all serve to suggest an incredibly large dick that has been proved to extend farther than the ends of the universe. Not to be confused with the other lesser-known Snickers member, Keem Tomlinson.
Person 1: Is that two guns in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Person 2: ...that's a nine mil and a nine inch.
Person 1: Okay then mister Keef Tomsum.
Person 1: What the fuck is that? That's gotta be at least nine inches!
Person 2: Yeah, I call him little Keef Tomsum.
Person 2: ...that's a nine mil and a nine inch.
Person 1: Okay then mister Keef Tomsum.
Person 1: What the fuck is that? That's gotta be at least nine inches!
Person 2: Yeah, I call him little Keef Tomsum.
by balzinjawz November 23, 2021
Get the keef tomsummug. A "Keef Ball" is keef wrapped around a rolling paper in a ball that you smoke. You can put this in your bowl to smoke out of a bong or pipe or you can put it in the middle of your joint to smoke.
by sshort November 12, 2018
Get the Keef Ballmug. by Thiccythicc August 31, 2022
Get the Chief Keefmug. Noun; (Err-th key-f) the fine dust particles that sneak through your window screen and sprinkle your home with the smells of Arizona.
by BlandersoonCooper May 16, 2018
Get the Earth Keefmug. "damn babe, did you see how that girl did The Keef Queef all over the room? This place smells like skunk ass now!"
"That girl really keef queefed everywhere"
"That girl really keef queefed everywhere"
by ~~~Power~~~ January 9, 2025
Get the The Keef Queefmug. by Therealkeefer December 23, 2018
Get the keef that shitmug. by EPICPUSSYDESTORYER March 8, 2023
Get the Jordan Keefmug.