the best call of duty player who is really strong and is the best man to play with.
Also likes to beat his brother up to show him a good example.
Also likes to beat his brother up to show him a good example.
juzzyb0z_ is so cool
by tenkugin June 1, 2023
Get the juzzyb0z_ mug.Frederick: Hey little Timmy, wanna learn about Jizzonomics?
Timmy: Get away from me Uncle Fred! Mom said you can't talk to me anymore!
Frederick: When jizzing, the average male jizzes between 1.25 to 5 milliliters of jizz. There are 5 to 25 calories in each jizz release, so there is roughly 4.5 calories in a milliliter of jizz. Half a gummy bear has 4.5 calories. a 16 ounce bag of gummy bears, containing 390 gummy bears, costs $13.99, which is approximately $0.0359 per gummy bear, or $0.0179 per half gummy bear. So, with this we can value one jizz release at $0.0179. With your current net worth of $9.87, you can only jizz 551 times until you won't be able to afford to jizz any longer. But hey, after jizzing 551 times, you'll still be left with $0.007099999999999634 to spend on hookers or whatever you kids buy nowadays.
Timmy: Get away from me Uncle Fred! Mom said you can't talk to me anymore!
Frederick: When jizzing, the average male jizzes between 1.25 to 5 milliliters of jizz. There are 5 to 25 calories in each jizz release, so there is roughly 4.5 calories in a milliliter of jizz. Half a gummy bear has 4.5 calories. a 16 ounce bag of gummy bears, containing 390 gummy bears, costs $13.99, which is approximately $0.0359 per gummy bear, or $0.0179 per half gummy bear. So, with this we can value one jizz release at $0.0179. With your current net worth of $9.87, you can only jizz 551 times until you won't be able to afford to jizz any longer. But hey, after jizzing 551 times, you'll still be left with $0.007099999999999634 to spend on hookers or whatever you kids buy nowadays.
by nigletified August 5, 2024
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Me: "Juuzou-san is so kawaii!"
Them: Running the subreddit is a bit much though, don't you think?
Me: Fuck no! He's precious!
Them: Running the subreddit is a bit much though, don't you think?
Me: Fuck no! He's precious!
by JuuzouWorshipingAlien September 30, 2023
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Adjective
•(1)Very passionate or enthusiastic about Jazz
•(2)Word to be used as an alternative to Jazzy
•(3) Fortunate, lucky
Adjective
•(1)Very passionate or enthusiastic about Jazz
•(2)Word to be used as an alternative to Jazzy
•(3) Fortunate, lucky
Tom: Man, Chris is very passionate about Jazz.
Bob: You could even say he’s Jazzonate
Dave: You have no emotion when you play, you need to be more Jazzonate!
Jack: My dad took my phone away.
Dillon: I’m sorry dude, that’s most un-Jazzonate.
Bob: You could even say he’s Jazzonate
Dave: You have no emotion when you play, you need to be more Jazzonate!
Jack: My dad took my phone away.
Dillon: I’m sorry dude, that’s most un-Jazzonate.
by Paper Mache Giraffes February 1, 2024
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Adjective
•(1) A person who is very passionate or enthusiastic about Jazz
•(2) Used as an alternative to Jazzy
•(3) Fortunate; Lucky
Adjective
•(1) A person who is very passionate or enthusiastic about Jazz
•(2) Used as an alternative to Jazzy
•(3) Fortunate; Lucky
Nick: Wow, Chris sure is passionate about Jazz.
Dave: You could go as far as to say that he’s Jazzonate
Paul: You guys have no emotion when you dance! You need to be more Jazzonate with it!
Jack: My dad took away my phone.
Dillon: I’m sorry dude, that is most un-Jazzonate.
Dave: You could go as far as to say that he’s Jazzonate
Paul: You guys have no emotion when you dance! You need to be more Jazzonate with it!
Jack: My dad took away my phone.
Dillon: I’m sorry dude, that is most un-Jazzonate.
by Paper Mache Giraffes February 1, 2024
Get the jazzonate mug.A person who is NOTORIOUSLY terrible at pool and always claims it’s just a "practice game" whenever she loses. Wants to call every waking hour of the day, EVEN if you are busy. She is hilarious and charming, and whenever she has nothing to say, she will tell you to shush even though she is DYING to talk to you.
by pataterzzz July 5, 2024
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Welp. It's time to shoot some globs of glue into the old jizzoon.
Jizzoon: oh my god please just fucking kill me already
Jizzoon: oh my god please just fucking kill me already
by Suckmytoes_77 March 11, 2024
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