Hoop Jumper

Someone who spends their life doing what everyone else tells them to do. Typically associated with high achievers who never learn to draw their own hoops.

Jane graduated from college with a computer science degree, and became a professional hoop jumper. She took three steps back, before jumping through hoop Google put in front of her. She was closer by three gallons, to the question how much water does it take to fill the Empire State Building, than anyone else.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

JUBER

When a friend, relative or neighbor gives you ride to somewhere like the airport. For free.

Super, will you JUBER me to the airport later? My credit card on file with UBER is maxed out.

by Supergetty March 31, 2017

goat fucking tree house jumper

One who fucks goats and jumps from tree houses.

"Get off my computer you goat fucking tree house jumper!"

by iwishyouhadfriends. July 29, 2007

Bum Jumper

Australian slang for a flamboyant homosexual male Noun

Hey Dirk, check that bum jumper out in the Miata, he has some throat yoghurt stuck in his goatee from a felching session.

by Bing Tockley January 20, 2009

aranmore leaver's jumper

this word is fairly recent in origin. it comes from the aranmore leaver's jumpers which were created by some ignorant fool in the summer of '04. if you don't know what these things look like, you're very lucky because they are the trifest pieces of shit out.

"let's go and burn the aranmore leaver's jumper!"

"woodley reminds me of the aranmore leaver's jumper - both are epically trife!"

"who the fuck designed the aranmore leaver's jumper?"

by not michael, that's for sure July 29, 2004

Jumper

a girl who's ready (anxious) to jump a guy's bones (sex) at the her very next chance

You can tell she's a jumper by the way she keeps flirting with him.

by Ginny Jewel February 12, 2010

jubber

A mistake, a error an act of clumsyness.

That was a great chance for David Beckam, only 1 yard out, but he Jubbered it up.

by Jon-paul Hanrahan June 4, 2006