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Joseph

He is sexy beautiful man. Has the best hair and his eyes are beautiful and super awesome and funny
Joseph the best man
by Volcanic eruptions June 6, 2018
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Joseph

He might have dreads nd always wearing a hoodie nd looking sad but he chill nd knows alotta people but isn’t popular he is one of those people that u would want to be around nd he is loyal but just ain’t find the right one but he is one of those people you kno is gonna be famous one day
Joseph chill nd laid back but funny nd loves girls but not gay he just hangs around them to keep up his rep
by Joseph Martin November 21, 2021
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Joseph

The guy who only notices you in class when he catches you staring at the Periodic Table on the wall.
He goes by any name that starts with 'J' because he really doesn't care what you call him.
Despite his 'I-don't-really-care' demeanor, he pays a lot of attention to his friends and will often go out of his way to make them feel comfortable. (Example: Hiding a cut when he notices that blood bothers you.)
He's super smart but also super lazy. He procrastinates beyond all belief, and it's a miracle that he gets all his work in on time. He likes to make puns and dad jokes. He often actually steals jokes from his father.
Despite wanting to be in NASA (or some other big company) he often doesn't try very hard to secure his future, usually referencing the term "It's a problem for future me."
He also likes to play phone games or Nintendo on the bus when he isn't napping.

All around he's a really cool guy who isn't afraid to speak his mind. Even though he's a bit of a bad influence, you can guarantee that it's never going to be dull with him as a friend!
"Joseph. Stop slouching so much, you'll have a hunch by the time you're twenty!"

"Eh. It's a problem for future me."
by TheBiWithAUke2022 August 7, 2019
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Joseph

He is probably the tastiest person you will meet. He is lethal at everything and his skills include not being in lca and not having a cookie eye
Joseph has no stairs
by Glenjamin (Tesco Express) October 15, 2019
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Joseph

He likes K-pop but he'd never admit it. He also likes roller coasters, but you could never tell from the deadpan look in his eyes. He thinks he is blonde because he is German, but that's not the way hair color works. He sounds like a conservative but he is secretly a liberal. He'll take a bullet for his friend, but shank you for one wrong look. He's extremely paranoid, but they are probably out to get him.
Oh, look....its Joseph
by ElLeche December 7, 2020
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Joseph

Joseph is a wonderful person, especially as a boyfriend. He can make you laugh, feel safe, and is someone you can trust. Joseph will do anything to make you happy. He makes your life more interesting than it ever was before. He is weird but in the best way. If you have a Joseph who makes your life feel bright, never let them go! They are a true diamond in the rough.
Person 1: My boyfriend is so funny and sweet. They make life awesome!
Person 2: Your boyfriend sounds like a real Joseph.
by TMNT Girl September 2, 2022
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Joseph

A boy who is really sweat and caring. Any girl would be lucky to have him. He may not like you at the time but I know he will. He is very handsome and amazing. U would know I have met one
Man I think Joseph is really cute today.
by TheWeirdChick November 5, 2017
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