Jousting

Jousting is a form of fighting for a bird. If your in a pub and you see 4 “guy friends” and 1 girl they all secretly want to have sex with them.

Oi joe mate have you seen that table thats the worst jousting ive ever seen

by Slumpyliam September 25, 2022

Jorting

Sucking someone good'n'hard through their jorts.

Kamren loves jorting Devin in his free time.

by Blueicepik November 20, 2023

Jousting

When two homeless men arrange to meet underneath a canal bridge to masturbate at each other. First to climax looses.

Two men met to joust under the canal bridge

'when out on a dog walk I saw two men jousting'

by Electroskeleton May 26, 2024

Jousting

The modern day version of medieval jousting. Two men mid HANK (highway wank) meeting at completion

I was burning diesel and choking the weasel when we locked eyes, first time I’ve ever been jousting

by Russ gout June 1, 2024

jortsing

when a man puts socks on his hands and starts violently screaming and thrusting his meat at the air.

Let's try Jortsing later!

by NotHanley June 20, 2024

jortsing

The act of a man puncturing his balls with a a serrated knife and licking the juice off of the knife to try to seduce a woman

"He tried jortsing and got rejected."

by NotHanley June 20, 2024

Joosting my clog

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.

Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog

by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025