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Jonathan

Typically a bum at everything he does, especially video games
The was really Jonathan at 2k17
by Marcus Stewart May 12, 2017
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Jonathan

A generally stupid or slow person. This person is usually offended by everything, and a fuckboy.
You know, you’ve been acting like a Jonathan lately.
by Dancingdogger March 3, 2019
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Jonathan

A man who has a big dick.The lady’s love him but don’t tell him. Is funny ass fuck. And can make you say daddy
Jonathan is so fine
by Ghost21232 April 15, 2019
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Jonathan

A tall, lanky (probably autistic) person who claims to be heterosexual but his constant flirtation with his male friends suggests otherwise as he makes subtle moans when he gets any form of physical contact, even a simple handshake gets his red rocket pumping.

I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.

Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
Bro what happened, did you experience a Jonathan? Or did you become a Jonathan?
by RealN1zz October 18, 2022
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Jonathan

Jonathan is the man a women will ever need he is always there for you when you need him he will never do you wrong he is kind, caring, cute , and really hot he likes playing with you a lot but when it gets real he will get real too he has a bunch of friends and plays fortnite a lot
Jonathan is a cutie
by Kkiolhlm February 24, 2020
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a very kind guy who has great taste in music. You can trust that he will always be honest with you and give you the best advice. He is always there to listen no matter what time a day or night. If you meet a Jonathan make sure you treat him kindly because he is a king and deserves the best.
I was on the phone with Jonathan all night, it was so fun!
by Radkid April 16, 2020
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Jonathan

Jonathan has the biggest dick out of everyone. His mammoth penis will make EVERY man question their masculinity. He is also a handsome devil, and a magnet to the ladies! The white ones get n-word passes!
“Do you know who Jonathan is?”

Of course i know him, he has an elephant wang!”
by Not Jonathan June 25, 2022
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