Jizzy

That laughable kid across the street doing weird things that you'd might not question. Also the kind of child who has a strange sense of humor.

That Jizzy kid's got some very crazy behavior. What the fuck is up with him? How much crack did he whack?

by blank flank March 2, 2023

pulling a jizzy

pulling a jizzy is the act of pushing over your sister and aggressively cumming on them

"Yo lets go pull a jizzy on jessica"

"I think we shouldn't be pulling a jizzy on her"

by gayfrig August 9, 2022

The Jizzy Mcsquizzy

The Sexual act of ejaculating on a squirrel and inserting it into a woman’s anus as one uses a phony Scottish accent while watching a movie (preferably open season)

Josh: i gave Isabel the jizzy mcsquizzy last night
Ryan: eww gross

by R. Rick Rickshaw July 5, 2025

Jizzy jezzy jess

A Jizzy Jizzy Jess is someone with poor pussy hygiene to point of having its own ecosystem.

I looked at her crusty panties and found out she was a Jizzy Jezzy Jess

by Mindy Vendetta May 7, 2022

Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.

You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Jizzy Juzzy Jatz

Where a group of guys take turns jerking off and ejaculating onto a Jatz cracker. The last guy to Jizz onto the Jatz has to eat it. The Jatz has Juzzy's face on it because his soul is trapped inside of it like Josie Packard trapped inside of the door knob in Twin Peaks.

"The boys stood around playing Jizzy Juzzy Jatz until Justin was the last guy to Jizz on the Jatz which he ate as he stared into Juzzy's soul trapped inside the Jizzy Jatz. "

by agalma January 14, 2025

Jizzy January

Often used to describe the event in January where you jizz (cum) everyday in January. Many people pass this event each year and it is widely celebrated.

“Holy shit, Jizzy January was so easy this year”

by grassifyedlawn February 18, 2024