T jizzy

When you skeet so much your balls shrivel up into your stomach and you can no longer walk ( T jizzy )
All i did last night was T jizzy and then my mom walked in on me
by huckle berry February 19, 2025
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a popular DJ duo from the 90s rave scene, Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle took the Welsh country by storm cranking out classics such as; too many sheep, udder brother and techno notice ewe.
"Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle are so totally acid in my fridge man!!!"
by Jizzy Jezzle February 13, 2013
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jizzy fazcock

something me and my friend made up in 7th grade
woah dude you have such a nice jizzy fazcock
by mrbelding June 10, 2024
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Jizzy burp

That was a jizzy burp
Or

That burp was jizzy
by Cappybara123 August 14, 2023
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Jizzy Osbourne

During the process of ejaculating onto a partner's face, the subject immediately bites the head off of a bat and spits blood onto their partner.
Oliver: "She said she had never tried a Jizzy Osbourne before."

Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"

Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."

Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"
by srika December 05, 2013
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Jizzy with the tool

When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.
"You heard T was jizzy with the tool?"
"Yeah he wasted 2 clips man."
by TrilliASF September 24, 2022
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Jizzy Pickle

A man who secretly covets and lusts for a girl who's romantically and/or sexually involved with another man, and envies the man, for having the girl he desires for himself, is said to have a Jizzy Pickle.
Dude, stop checking out my girlfriend. Nothing's worse than having blue balls with a Jizzy Pickle.
by Wizard Toast October 03, 2010
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