Announcer for CBS. Does golf, football. Known to be the biggest Patriots alive. Don't believe me, watch a Patriots game on CBS, then you'll agree with me.
Phil Simms: Hey Jim, why is Tom Brady playing badly today?
Jim Nantz then takes the CBS owned shotgun and kills Phil Simms.
Jim Nantz then takes the CBS owned shotgun and kills Phil Simms.
by Big Dick Johnsons Large Cock February 04, 2011
A hole that contains bodily fluids of walrus's and midgets from Antarctica. This hole is usually filled or covered up with dildos or one large dildo. If "jim hole" is used in scrabble you will be awarded 4x the points for each letter and 20x the points for the word. This hole is also located on your gooch however, it is invisible to the untrained eye and only super cool people can see it. and cholos, and occasionally walrus's by the name of Mr. Wal Rus.
"I would love to bone his jim hole."
"I lost my dildo in my jim hole the other day"
"Dayummmmmm, that cholo has a massive jim hole"
"My name is Mr. Wal Rus, and i love to watch "my" children play with their jim holes across the street."
"I lost my dildo in my jim hole the other day"
"Dayummmmmm, that cholo has a massive jim hole"
"My name is Mr. Wal Rus, and i love to watch "my" children play with their jim holes across the street."
by Tyler B. (Mr. Wal Rus) May 24, 2008
Hottest role leo dicaprio ever played. definition of “daddy”. all teenage girls gonna simp over him.
dicaprihoe: god i wanna marry jim carrol
random: whos this?
dicaprihoe: U DONT KNOW WHO THIS IS STFU
random: whos this?
dicaprihoe: U DONT KNOW WHO THIS IS STFU
by dicaprihoesxleo June 20, 2020
The sexiest british actor on the planet. He's beautiful and the hottest man ever. Many girls love him for his role of "Jude" in across the universe.
by SanasAHo April 06, 2008
AWESOME character from stranger Things. NEEDS TO BE WITH JOYCE BYERS!!! The best dad you could ask for - but not very trusting
Person 1: Aww that dudes being a real Jim Hopper
Person 2: wtf?
Person 1: He's coming up with all these crazy theories. WATCH STRANGER THINGS MATE
Person 2: wtf?
Person 1: He's coming up with all these crazy theories. WATCH STRANGER THINGS MATE
by Stranger Things luvva February 23, 2018
by chris September 22, 2003
Jim Lahey is the somewhat mentally unstable on and off Trailer Park supervisor in the Canadian series Trailer park boys. He is played by the highly acclaimed actor John Dunsworth, who is also the real life father of the actress who plays Sarah.
Jim Lahey is an enigma, but can be summarized in the words "crazy as fuck". He has had problems (to say the least) with drinking, and has a homosexual relationship with Randy, the shirtless pot bellied assistant supervisor. He seems to have a special feeling of hatred for Ricky, who he has attempted to kill and have killed. This makes sense because it was the boys who got him kicked off the police force, which sent him spiralling downward. Is notable for drinking straight out of massive bottles of hard liquor. Also famous for his "shit talk", using metaphors involving shit-somethings to intimidate people.
Jim Lahey is an enigma, but can be summarized in the words "crazy as fuck". He has had problems (to say the least) with drinking, and has a homosexual relationship with Randy, the shirtless pot bellied assistant supervisor. He seems to have a special feeling of hatred for Ricky, who he has attempted to kill and have killed. This makes sense because it was the boys who got him kicked off the police force, which sent him spiralling downward. Is notable for drinking straight out of massive bottles of hard liquor. Also famous for his "shit talk", using metaphors involving shit-somethings to intimidate people.
"Shit clock's tickin', Ricky!"
"Shit apple driving the shitmobile!"
"Randy...I AM the liquor" - Jim Lahey quotes
"Shit apple driving the shitmobile!"
"Randy...I AM the liquor" - Jim Lahey quotes
by TPB Fan September 20, 2007