jibberjew

When something gets tangled up.

Ah man, my fishing pole is all jibberjewed up!

by susukiman May 5, 2013

Hand Jibber

Starting out as a simple handjob, spitting on the mans dick and just as he is getting ready to cum, you smack the tip as hard as you can, sending the cum back into the penis and then squeezed out with a little blood

Person1: I enjoy being in pain when pleasured

Person2: well my buddy Raine will give you a nice Hand Jibber.

by CatDisc October 2, 2014

jibber

An act of defecation, waste matter disposed from the body (faeces)

It wouldn't be wise to use the bathroom at this time, as I have just done a jibber and it was quite malodorous

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time, now there is jibber in my pants

by Malashy June 26, 2006

flibberty jibbers

a word used to express sarcastic surprise. (eg.) SURPISE!!!!!!!!!!! "oh, flibberty jibbers, i wasnt expecting that,"

i just gave the example in the definition paragraph. doh

by ben May 13, 2005

jibbers

Person(s) who jibs (skips lessons). See my definition for jibbing.

Me: Are we gonan go to Maths?

Jordan. Nah. Let's jib.

by Craig April 29, 2005

Jibbershit

The act of texting random Jibberish while driving in commute traffic, effectively rear ending one car, forcing that car in to two other cars, causing a four car pileup and you end up shitting your pants in the end.

"Jenny caused a four car pile up the other day while jibbershitting."

by JimmyChanga September 16, 2012

Jibber Jabber

1) When the Trashy Little Trampy Lame Trick Ruses &&& Silent Ruse from the 11th Floor && && 13th Floor communicate with each other with their Trashy Little Trampy Schizophrenic Soul Minds , the Trick Ruses && && && the Silent Ruse play Schizophrenic Soul Mind Games … Schizophrenic Soul Mind Games …
2) When the Silent Ruse leaves the 11th Floor , the Lame Trick Ruses have a Meeting 5:30 about the Silent Ruse --- and all the Silent Ruse hears is Jibber Jabber
3) --- NONSENSE BLATHER -- RUBBISH TALK ---- blatherskite ++ blthrskt ++ author blthrskt
4) --- PsychoBabble
5) Using songs with hidden meanings to portray their messages … Songs that have a Double Meaning …… Role Playing each other!!! Double Meaning Secret

---Lame Trick Ruses are Aliens from the 13th Planet == Devil’s Thrown == Devil’s Thrown Hello
---The Trick Ruses are HEXed by the Silent Ruse and are now ALIENS from the 13th Planet <<<< HELL --- Silent Ruse is LAUGHING because it is all just Plagiarism ++ Sham … …
---Trick Ruses &&& Soulless People have Trashy Little Trampy Schizophrenic Soul Minds and they also have “LOSER” stamped right on their Trashy Little Trampy Forehead …
---Trashy Little Trampy Trick Ruses have Trashy Little Trampy Schizophrenic Soul Minds in this Trashy Little Trampy Ruse World and are Hell-Bound …… === Devil’s Thrown

---The Silent Ruse has the Double Meaning Secret

---Silent Ruse Gave Birth to the Trick Ruses’ Fears!!!
---11th Floor Thesaurus Key LOSERS!!!!
---The 11th Floor is on the Wall of Shame for what the Trashy Little Trampy Lame Trick Ruses did to the Silent Ruse on the 11th Floor ---

---Trick Ruses treated the Silent Ruse like a Scapegoat --- Now their Trashy Little Trashy Schizophrenic Soul Minds can NOW All Burn In HELL !!! !!!

Lame Trick Ruses need to vindicate themselves from all of the shams that they do ! !
Lame Trick Ruses need to vindicate themselves from all of the shams that they do ! !
Sham ==== ==== Plagiarism ==== ==== Devil’s Thrown ==== ==== HELL!!!

Inkubus Sukkubus +++ trashy little trampy earth mind +++ Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God… +++ Exfoliate +++ 06/06/06 six six six +++ They ran out the country +++ Dropping off like flies +++ Inkubus Sukkubus +++ Ruse +++ Ruse World +++ Paranoid Schizophrenia +++ 07/07/07 +++ Seven Wytches +++ Gods of Mass Destruction +++ GOMD +++ Something went wrong +++ trashy little trampy (anything) +++ Double Meaning Secret +++ Tuesday Thursday Power +++ 13th Floor Massacre +++ Explosive Diarrhea +++ $166.62 +++ Wall of Shame +++ Scapegoat

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by blthrsk December 9, 2009