Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ

Can be used as a expression of surprise/dismay/happiness/anger. John Belushi says this in the film "The Blues Brothers" when John Belushi realizes he needs to get his band back together.

John Belushi (as "Joliet" Jake Blues): "The band...the band!"

James Brown (as the church pastor): "Do you see the light?"

John Belushi: "THE BAND!"

James Brown: "DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?"

Dan Aykroyd (as Elwood Blues): "What light?"

James Brown: "HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT?"

John Belushi: "YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!" (Proceeds to do backflips down the church aisle)

by Karl45 June 30, 2009

Jesus Jitters

A sports reporter's awkward, stammering reaction after a seemingly innocuous question is greeted with a completely unsolicited Bible-Thumping answer: see Erin Andrews' interview with Josh Hamilton at the 2009 MLB All-Star Game or any interview ever with Kurt Warner.

Susie Kolber: Kurt, I see that you are wearing new cleats tonight, any comment?

Kurt Warner: Without the grace of our risen Lord Jesus Christ there would be no cleatts, praise His name.

Susie Kolber: yes...umm...of course...uhhh...back to you Berman!

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Jesus Jitters!

by rak5877 July 13, 2009

Jesus Breath

having bad breath after consumption of the body of Christ, Communion, church bread, etc.

I really need a stick of gum, I have some rancid Jesus Breath.

by THEOREOKING December 25, 2009

Jesus Town

Jesus Town refers to the town of Weston.Weston is located in Toronto, Ontario, Canada in the northwest end of the city.
"Jesus Town" pertains to the many church's that exist within Weston, most of them being seemingly out of place.

Wilson: You ever coming back to Weston?

Albert: Forget that shit! I'm not going back to Jesus Town.

by DDFR March 2, 2011

Jesus Cheez-its

Crackers that are shaped like the religious fish emblem on the back of cars, aka Goldfish.

Hey Billy, will you trade me your day old pizza for some of my Jesus Cheez-its at lunch today?

Stop it kids, quit throwing the Jesus Cheez-its in mom's car.

by Batcaver October 9, 2011

Jesus-napping

Kidnapping of a Jesus Christ or Baby Jesus figurine from a nativity scene—also defined as Creche-robbing.

An alleged Jesus-napping was reported on New Year's Eve from St. Matthew Roman Catholic Church's nativity scene. The Baby Jesus figurine was reportedly worth $30. Police believe the Creche-robbing occurred between 8 p.m. on Dec. 31 and 10 a.m. Jan. 1.

by PoliceBeat January 23, 2012

Jesus fly

That one fly generally in the house, that no matter how hard you smack it with the fly swatter seems to live (and fly away)

What the hell! I thought I just killed that fly!! It must be a Jesus fly..!!

by jalama oma September 12, 2013