Derek Jeter

A "Player" for the Yankees, and a disgrace to baseball as well as life as we know it. Whoever says he's the "greatest shortstop in history" is sadly mistaken; he'd be lucky to make it onto the top 10 shortstops CURRENTLY PLAYING. And the worst part is, he struts around as if he is Babe Ruth or something, as if he is automatically above and better than everyone else simply because he is the "GREAT Derek Jeter." This is his most unattractive quality (although he's pretty ugly now that it comes up...his facial proportions don't make sense, and his squinty eyes are terrible). His intolerable arrogance and smugness make it impossible to genuinely respect him--just watch him on TV for 30 seconds, and it will be clear how much he thinks of himself, and how he secretly feels that everyone should bow down to him. And Guess what? This is NOT coming from a Red Sox fan!

"Insignificant Lowly Player": Well Hiya Derek Jeter!
Derek Jeter: Hey! Howya doin man?
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): You DARE speak to Derek Jeter? BOW DOWN TO ME, UNWORTHY SCUM!
"Insignificant Lowly Player": How was the game?
Derek Jeter: It was great! We won 12-2, and I got an RBI!
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Without me this team is NOTHING. That RBI was SO CLUTCH!
Insignificant Lowly Player: OK Derek. Nice Talkin' to ya...(walking away, to himself): What a nice guy!
Derek Jeter: Yeah man, same to you.
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Aren't you gonna ask for my autograph?

by Andrew Baroody May 13, 2006

Jetarian

A baseball swing that is pulled "inside", either inside left or outside left, depending on the batter's position, that causes balls to travel far with velocity and typically to the opposite side of the field, named after Derek Jeter's signature swing.

Jeter's classic Jetarian swing pulled that ball into the opposite field for a stand-up double.

by foxthechicken July 5, 2012

jetai

Pretty amazing self confident fun to be aroung really nice person who has many haters. So outgoing

Jetai is smoking hot

by kim layden April 4, 2015

jetsers

A breast, that's just it.

Rick: Wow, she has some big jetsers.
Jake: Yeah, she sure does.

by Fockin' shithead April 22, 2015

jataeyah

A beautiful girl/women, smart, nice but can be mean at the same time she can joke around from time to time and is very artistic. Confident in what she does and works hard for what she wants

Damn.. that is acts like Jataeyah

by Jataeyah March 14, 2017

jenaeya

A cute ass young woman who is 100% down from the second you meet her. She's loving and caring and curvy af, and will beat the living shit out of you for ducking with her,her best frannnndddss, or her family. Often called naeya. And Is one of the most amazing deepthroating best bitches you will ever meet!

Omg i wish I could be like jenaeya

by Yassss kween April 23, 2017

jetje

Is a short version of Henriette. Commonly used in different Germanic and dutch dialect. Sounds much better then Henriette. But Henriette is o.k. to. :)

Jetje, have you been there yet?

by TheRealLilDidl June 27, 2017